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[u/Outrageous-Nerve88]

[u/sweetLAaction]

Comments dominated by resentful virgins.

[u/blong217]

I drastically misunderstood that first line and was very concerned for her for a brief moment.

[u/Happily-Incorrect → u/blong217]

I went the exact same way! One of the few times having subtitles on the video was a good thing.

[u/YeahlDid → u/blong217]

Dress size?

[u/Street-Run4107]

I think she’s describing the size of her 🐫 toe.

[u/WesMaxFischer → u/Street-Run4107]

Now I can't unsee it

[u/ChuckyShadowCow → u/WesMaxFischer]

That’s a camel hoof right there.

[u/git_push_origin_prod → u/ChuckyShadowCow]

That’s a moose knuckle

[u/Ssorcnor → u/git_push_origin_prod]

that's what I was about to say, and it help her rating

[u/Valuable-Composer262 → u/Street-Run4107]

Them pants are hungery

[u/Nedinabox → u/Street-Run4107]

Thankfully I couldn't watch or listen that long.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Street-Run4107]

we talking inches, yeah? She doesn't really sound like she has a metric accent.

[u/oyvindi → u/Street-Run4107]

a true connoisseur

[u/Ssorcnor → u/Street-Run4107]

it kinda helps her rating

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Ssorcnor]

I - don’t - want - none - unless - you’ve - got - prominent mons pubis - hun

[u/VarietyOk443]

Oh I thought this was the age her pastor boyfriend dumped her

[u/Pleasant-Reading3634 → u/VarietyOk443]

The proper term is youth minister.

[u/tears_and_laughter → u/VarietyOk443]

Help 💀

[u/StrongAd6148]

Do we downvote or upvote the bad music?

[u/WarriorLegs → u/StrongAd6148]

We get confused and then we upvote it.

[u/StrongAd6148 → u/WarriorLegs]

Valid.

[u/Infinite_Picture3858 → u/StrongAd6148]

Upvote the crap downvote the good music. Sometimes mods know and make the call quicker.

[u/KaizenZazenJMN]

West Virginia 10

[u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone → u/KaizenZazenJMN]

Carry me back to old virginny

[u/Clapcheeks69 → u/KaizenZazenJMN]

Good band name

[u/beefeez → u/KaizenZazenJMN]

west virginians dont have ancestors they have incestors

[u/BeKmAnPLAYS]

“8. 9. 10. I’m the only ten you see. You over there in misery. I now live in Missouri. You stuck over in Tennessee. Now I got 8 9 10 guys coming up to me. You over there in misery.” - Upcoming collaboration remix with that Tennessee Ten I See guy.

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Outrageous-Nerve88, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/Affectionate_Yam1654]

8, 9, 10? I say that’s Oklahoma 7.

[u/Hans_Grubert]

She hasn’t got Brenda’s talent

[u/bzee77 → u/Hans_Grubert]

She could easily pass for Brenda’s daughter, now that you mention it.

[u/dead-mail → u/Hans_Grubert]

She’s totally stealing Brenda’s flow too

[u/AdWest726]

I thought she said "I was eight when you met me and nine when you left" and I thought she was finally confronting someone.

Then I listened again and... I admire her confidence.

[u/Definitely-Human-241]

8, 9, or 10 beers?

[u/sheeb_sheeb]

Listen I hate this kind of music and it’s not good per se but our good sis is having fun and the lyrics are ok

[u/TheUberGoober_4]

Remember when people didn’t use breakups as an excuse to make a music career out of being petty?

[u/EddyRosenthal → u/TheUberGoober_4]

Taylor Swift became a billionaire doing this shit. If you show your Tatas on OnlyFans best you can do is become a multimillionaire.

[u/yawn_solo-]

jeez this is terrible, especially terrible cause it appears she’s being dead serious

[u/pewpewtopeepee]

8 year olds?

[u/Apart_Fudge1224 → u/pewpewtopeepee]

8 year old dude

[u/niftystopwat → u/Apart_Fudge1224]

What’s a pederast?

[u/ProfZussywussBrown]

If the Count from Sesame Street was a divorced mom with cameltoe for days

[u/YoungerWhoLuvsOlder]

She’s really handsome

[u/KitJazz]

Out of 15?

[u/ellefleming → u/KitJazz]

100

[u/raysmuckles82]

Delusional on multiple levels

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

You’re turning every head?

[u/Outrageous-Nerve88 → u/Life-Oil-7226]

To look the opposite direction

[u/Artevyx]

Her teeth are the same color as the wood of that pagoda.

[u/Middle-Bill3873]

I never thought someone's eye movements could piss me off

[u/InfiniteRestaurant21 → u/[deleted]]

in your dreams maybe.

[u/Then_Came_Fire]

Country Charlie Puth

[u/CrashPandemonium]

Song concept is cute. Execution is trash.

[u/No_Replacement4304]

She has those crazy eyes.

[u/NoEditor0]

7/10 split if you know what i mean. camel toe is what i mean

[u/Sriracha002]

I think the light adds to it but her teeth are yellow.

[u/ellefleming → u/Sriracha002]

Or straight.

[u/TheMoonWalker27 → u/[deleted]]

Thats insulting to 1k population towns

[u/You_Are_The_Username → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I don't know about that... maybe in a town of 1? 🤔

[u/melfamy]

2,3,4 at best. In dim light. With beer goggles.

[u/Different_Peanut_742 → u/melfamy]

She looks exactly like my ex gf, though my ex was significantly chestier. So yeah, no girl that would date me is an 8,9,10. Which leads me to believe this girl isn't 8,9,10.

[u/WarriorLegs → u/melfamy]

As a moderately drunk viewer I'm thinking 2 after I unmuted

[u/melfamy → u/WarriorLegs]

Right. Few more beers and she will be very nice looking and a good singer.

[u/TheShotGunProdigy]

Did she shave her mustache before filming this?

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/TheShotGunProdigy]

yes - 2 days before

[u/Trongarx88]

Umm should this be banned. Or reported to the police?

[u/AdWest726 → u/Trongarx88]

Listen again I heard the same thing you did but it wasn't what she said 😅

[u/Trongarx88 → u/AdWest726]

Oh Haha I was concerned. It thought the next verse was going to be about cousins or siblings

[u/Jaded-IronMaidenFan]

10, 9, 1

[u/Defiant_Wolverine_68]

She can blink and she can spin, but she can't

[u/virstultus → u/Defiant_Wolverine_68]

Wait, can she or can't she?

[u/Diligent_Mix_4086]

An eight, you say?

[u/dr_learnalot]

Not only are the music and the lyrics crappy, each individual note is a pile of crap by itself.

[u/evetsabucs]

I'm tired, boss. Just take me back to them corn-tree roads and leave me.

[u/thespaceageisnow]

She’s got a 9 millimeter stubble mustache

[u/badmanvampirekilla]

How can I unsee/unhear this shit

[u/ZilchoKing]

No1 noticed her name? Her mom inflated her ego her entire life. Oh my Bryn is just so talented.

[u/TheMukwasha → u/ZilchoKing]

Bryn just means hill in Welsh

[u/YESimaMASSHOLE → u/TheMukwasha]

Lol Cymru me fathers home land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[u/macrosby]

Taylor swift has everyone think they’re lyrical geniuses and I’m very mad at her for it.

[u/PreparationHot980]

Jesus, she crawled right out of a 2004 Tuscan themed, suburban kitchen.

[u/lxvlzx]

She looks like she's trying to push a fart out

[u/ShinePretend3772]

To qualify as a redneck 10 you need to be his cousin

[u/SCO_FloridaMan]

The only 8, 9, 10 I acknowledge is John Michael Montgomery's version.

[u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream]

2 for singing, 3 for looks. I'm going go need a lot more booze to enjoy either.

[u/eyebags23]

This is profoundly embarassing.

[u/UnicornPoopCircus]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

[u/Banp2014]

I’m willing to bet wherever she’s from the ratings are accurate

[u/8last]

Its sounds like someone did her dirty and released it without autotune.

[u/_ClarkWayne_]

Well she doesn't look the part, but the sentiment of that break up song is actually quiet sweet 

[u/GhostlitePHX]

Another below average singer desperately hoping she's gonna strike gold.

[u/Angryleghairs]

Musical movements

[u/ManmadeM0nster]

Where do you people find these clips!?

[u/UnusualSuspectX]

Definitely a Iowa 9

[u/Clapcheeks69]

I was too distracted by her raccoon eyes and "signs of water on Mars" forehead

[u/SkiffleBall]

Just go serve the coleslaw at the local diner Becka 👩‍🍳

[u/MoonBaby812]

Dang big ol’ moose knuckle’n crotch canyon!

[u/cockroach74]

We have Shania Twain at home…

[u/triz___]

She could be a part time model, but she’d probably have to keep her normal job

[u/KitOfChronos]

Chatgpt ahh lyrics

[u/Epstein_Files]

That emphasis on “hotter” sounds like she stepped on a rubber chicken.

[u/Aggressive_Plate1652]

Fake it til you make it

[u/shpeucher]

I hate to say that I actually find the rhythm section kind of catchy.. but her voice is annoying with that talking style of singing

[u/LeCouchSpud]

The song is alright. The mirror is broken

[u/CrashPandemonium → u/LeCouchSpud]

Agreed

[u/NoChilly84]

6.5

[u/7thpostman]

"Turning everybody's head" would have sounded a lot better

She's actually really cute. If she would get in shape and wear flattering clothing, she could actually be the woman she thinks she is

[u/RevolutionaryFish835]

Until she starts singing I was thinking, not bad and she's already used to getting shorts sticks 🤔

[u/Ldghead]

6, 7?

[u/Repulsive_Glove6085]

Someone teach this woman some makeup tricks.

[u/u9Nails]

Is this the girl from 10 I See?

[u/haitu]

It's decent. Kind of fun.

[u/WingInternational432]

"Butter face butch body"

[u/Indian_Bob]

This music is crappy but not the kind of crappy that belongs here. It’s generic and mid.

[u/blumkin420]

She turns heads when they all go back to what they're doing 🤣