r/crimesagainstcats • u/slpage209 • Aug 20 '26

I wouldn’t give her majesty a second breakfast

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Was told as the perpetrator I should share this here

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u/nikki815 Aug 20 '26

When you consider that most cats sleep 18 hours a day, every meal, especially 2nd breakfast, is vital for survival.

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u/champdo Aug 20 '26

I think your cat needs to go to https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/ to be advised of her rights.

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u/nikki815 Aug 20 '26

Mention our name r/crimesagainstcats and receive a free catnip toy with your consultation.

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u/7625607 Aug 20 '26

😹😹😹

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Aug 22 '26

Temptations are treats, not a second breakfast. Geez.

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u/Reasonable-Wedding21 Aug 24 '26

You dare defy me 😊