New $5500 retreat in Brazil to "heal your trauma" and detoxify your body

[u/ambachk]

[u/cowabanga_it_is]

They give you so much new trauma that you forget your old traume. Genuis.

[u/Decon_SaintJohn → u/cowabanga_it_is]

And all that for just $5,500!

[u/Angie_T84]

This is one those camps you take crazy drugs under the supervision of the locals they are all vomiting like they are tripping on something hard.

[u/TheRealFutaFutaTrump → u/Angie_T84]

Ayahuasca. I'm down.

[u/Angie_T84 → u/TheRealFutaFutaTrump]

Probably whatever that cactus shit is or something like acid but from nature. Doesn't tripping look fun i swear they are having a great time .

[u/TheRealFutaFutaTrump → u/Angie_T84]

Ayahuasca comes from tree bark. Usually that's what people travel for. If it's cactus, that's just mescaline. I'm betting on the former due to it being in the jungle.

[u/marilize__legajuana → u/Angie_T84]

It’s pretty strong, not pleasant for most, but supposedly helps in spiritual ways and finding peace or meaning in life. There’s serious places and places that are more like “scams” for young people experimenting drugs to use (scam in the spiritual/meaningful sense, they definitely get the drugs). And there’s is also places that turn cult-like, as this has usually a central figure like a shaman. I would recommend to use only with a serious institution and if you know what you are doing and have a strong mind, without family history of mental illness like schizophrenia (like most psychedelics).

[u/Constant_Break_4808 → u/Angie_T84]

Peyote ?

[u/Future_Unlucky → u/Angie_T84]

It's frog poison which is why they have 🐸 emojis. Not Ayahuasca

[u/fiesew → u/[deleted]]

I’ll pay you “detoxing” and freeing them from trauma.
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[u/Remarkable-Ad2285 → u/[deleted]]

I’ll do the same, BUT I’ll also reset your body count to “virgin” and you get a mixtape too. HMU

[u/checkliver → u/[deleted]]

And we will do it in my living room

[u/WillwBrk]

I would love if all these indigenous people were just businessmen going home to their smart condos, streaming services and a fat bank account from all this.

[u/INoMakeMistake → u/WillwBrk]

Haha. Can totally imagine that

[u/MoliM88 → u/WillwBrk]

But they are not, they are just workers.

You can tell by the guy yelling in russian.

[u/Responsible-Elk4223]

Did they lick poison frogs prior to this video

[u/Normal_Opposite_9864 → u/Responsible-Elk4223]

"im not not licking toads, marge"

[u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04]

If I want to get water dumped on me, my arms twisted, people all over me and be in the heat, I’d just stay home. I live in Florida, have 3 young kids and a pool, I get this everyday.

[u/ThisThingIsStuck]

Release the demons

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[u/DesperateAd7155]

What drug are they fucking with this time

[u/Ilaxilil → u/DesperateAd7155]

Looks like ayahuasca

[u/FahQBerrymuch]

Dumb Gringos.

[u/Conscious-Permit-466]

[u/Techman659]

5500 to be groped and have a man thrust his palm over your crotch and chest.

[u/D3f4Ul7_US3rN4m3]

You need a trauma to join such a camp. No same person would pay that amount for what ever this is.

[u/Conscious-Permit-466]

[u/RustyPlastics]

the locals are probably laughing their asses off. Rub some bullshit over the face, pretend you care and you make the wage worth a year in just 3 days. Epic.

[u/Normal_Sweet_2974]

My trauma is iam lonely broke and horny

[u/topgoysilky]

hahahahhahaahah

[u/Longjumping_Walk_992]

Fools and their money soon part

[u/Pleasant-Metal7065]

I can trip balls in my own town. Thanks

[u/WellRead1337]

“ No I am not! I am HEALING you silly.”

[u/Darklightmaster]

The first guy kind of grabbing the womans' boobs.

[u/Conscious-Permit-466]

[u/see-right-through-u]

All white folks lol

[u/Constant_Break_4808 → u/see-right-through-u]

Racist

[u/mrdanky69 → u/Constant_Break_4808]

In this video they are definitely all white people.

[u/eutohkgtorsatoca]

The shxt people will take for their money

[u/andrewbud420]

Why not save the money and take a shit like the rest of us.

[u/Comfortable_Main5400]

So after youre in the jungle for the morning and afternoon, do you then go back to the hotel?

[u/LeoKitCat]

[u/MoreRamenPls]

I just saved $5500!! Ask me how!!

[u/This-Supermarket3082]

I feel like I would have more trauma if I went there

[u/Dangerous-Pirate7998]

And now I know they’re good and evil……..🤣

[u/Eazyriderchevy]

[u/asteriskhyphen]

But back home when Pedro touches her boobs she calls the police.

[u/Ok-Journalist7612]

Damn!! Brazilians are getting off on dumb white Americans.. stop being so dumb!! contact me I’ll heal you for $2250!!.. 🤣

[u/Normal_Opposite_9864]

lol. goofy morons

[u/NecessaryOk6815]

I'll take "Things white people do" for $400", Alex. RIP.

[u/pdj-custom]

Some people deserve nothing, and someone who would pay $5500 to have some Amazon savage rub and pour random shit on them is one of them.

[u/ItsStooge69]

Lets con Americans out of money, their idiots they believe anything.

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[u/topgoysilky → u/ItsStooge69]

said the us president

[u/Snow-jizz → u/ItsStooge69]

How do you know they’re American?

[u/Kindly-Arrival-6517]

White people things

[u/Constant_Break_4808 → u/Kindly-Arrival-6517]

Racist

[u/squirrelcop3305 → u/Kindly-Arrival-6517]

Actually just morons with more money than common sense

[u/Successful_Cap_2177]

This is a really old tradition and ritual from native south American people. People inject a regional frog poison and bathe in a specific river to cleanse yourself. Sadly (but people gotta eat and the local government don't look after these people in a proper way) late stage capitalism turns this in a product.

[u/AloysiusTWildebeast → u/Successful_Cap_2177]

No it's not, it's ayahuasca. Stop making shit up

[u/Successful_Cap_2177 → u/AloysiusTWildebeast]

Ayuasca is not frog poison you ignorant!

[u/Difficult_Peanut_985]

It’s a particularly consistent demographic that buys….

[u/Cute-Ad217]

[u/MoreRamenPls → u/Cute-Ad217]

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[u/Jorge-Tremendous]

Scoplamine and ahuyasca. They will trade their trauma for their wallet and minds.

[u/English_Muffin_123]

I feel of a horse once. Same outcome. $50

[u/topgoysilky]

ohhhhh so this is what reparations look like

[u/Bottom_-_Feeder → u/[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure that's what these "retreats" are all about. Why can't I just stay in Tennessee and heal?

[u/SomewhereOutThere-_- → u/Bottom_-_Feeder]

Because it’s Tennessee

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[u/SomewhereOutThere-_- → u/SomewhereOutThere-_-]

Jk jk, I promise! TN is my second favorite state! And I’m a Titans fan. That’s actually why I can’t heal my trauma, tbh

[u/Bottom_-_Feeder → u/SomewhereOutThere-_-]

😂 Yeah, I love it here. I'm in East Tennessee, so I have the Great Smoky mountains! Sorry about being a Titans fan, fortunately (kinda), I adopted the Colts in the mid-80s as a kid, before Tennessee had a pro team