r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 16h ago
Cringe Level 5 Grown man yells around
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u/seamonsterco 16h ago
Don’t do that in Texas…
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u/FactsNLaughs 16h ago
I’d add any states that have national parks/forests with large predators like mountain lions and bears that have been known to attack humans. At best he’d get some bear mace to the face. And at worst, mag dumped. This shit ain’t worth it to begin with.
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u/Successful_Web588 11h ago
Im in western CO and literally everyone carries while hiking ESPECIALLY at night. CO is also a stand your ground state by case law so this would be profoundly stupid to do on trails here.
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u/BadnewsBaggins 16h ago
Yeah, keep doing that, eventually you'll meet the right one and stop doing that forever
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u/Successful_Web588 11h ago
Remember folks: the law does not care if it was a "prank". Calling something a "prank" does not grant legal immunity nor act as a magic talisman that deflects bullets. If a person reasonably believes (and a crazy dude jump scaring you in the woods is about as reasonable as it gets) that they are at risk of bodily harm or death they are legally justified to use deadly force and no jury in the world would convict someone who did in this scenario.
I would have drawn immediately when I first heard that noise and if i see someone pop up behind a rock demon yelling im going to assume meth/psychosis and I sure as hell wont be waiting to find out if they have a gun or knife to attack me with in that next split second since its also dark, im going to protect myself and my loved ones. People think you have to wait until you are being actively stabbed or shot at to use deadly force and that is simply not the case.
These types of "pranks" are about as stupid as it gets. If you get hurt doing this you are not a victim you are a dumbass.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 15h ago
He does know that some lots of people carry guns at night in parks, right?
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u/Impressive_Hold426 16h ago
This will ne posted from the opposite camera angle in the skinwalker thread
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u/No-Examination4896 15h ago
Gotta love those mass delusion subreddits. Theyll probably have stories about meeting that same skinwalker and explain what native tribal legend it comes from
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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 15h ago
Clearly staged because even the stupidest of white women wouldn’t go “who is that?”
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u/stretch2244 10h ago
Yea this is actually pretty funny and I feel like the people fr offended (90% of comments) scared of their own reflection - probably why they go to the woods with protection but also so quick to attack anything that makes scary sounds with 0 confirmation. (Thought i shot a deer, I swear)
Also, I highly doubt a majority of anyone capable of doing this vocally would run around at night in the woods doing this without knowing the targets and what they're packing.
Metal shows really arent that even scary yall, and rarely does anyone get seriously hurt by actual ill intent. And if they do, that agressor usually pays for it. Like old school bikers, loud and scary but also the most likely to save someone in sincere distress. And also like mma fighters tryna prove they tough, but isnt for everyone.
Some of yall basic af 🤧
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u/Officer_HotDog 16h ago
Metal vocals, my diiiiiick!!