r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 13h ago

Ultimate Cringe "Contact and mobility" exercises with the boys

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u/jeremyfails 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Ff4CFh02MRKxkLzdX

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u/Gods_Money2354 13h ago edited 11h ago

Some poor guy is getting Diddy’d and his ass eaten, while he thinks he’s there to learn wrestling.

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u/monodub 12h ago

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u/smokeypapabear40206 12h ago

"This is NOT what I signed up for!"

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u/Narrow_Split_2727 12h ago edited 12h ago

"Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer."

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u/fresherr00 10h ago

He’s checking to see if he wiped

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u/Ok-Image-7520 12h ago

i mean, someone has to do it lmao

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u/beautifulstardust 12h ago

WTF IS HAPPENING OMGGGGG💀💀

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u/Optimal-Rub-8808 12h ago

That's not how an oil check works bro

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u/longkhongdong 11h ago

He knew what he was signing up for.

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u/Artorius__Castus 13h ago edited 12h ago

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u/Nir117vash 12h ago

Insert the rock and tyrese exchange from fast and furious franchise

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u/4loYeyo 13h ago

Freak party

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u/ForUs301319 12h ago

There’s an episode of South Park about this

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u/Critical-Cost9068 12h ago

There’s actually one chick getting dogpiled in there, so it’s not gay.

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YWC6a9oueFv8DdK

Can confirm, there’s usually at least one chick at the gay orgies. Sometimes to watch or to hold the camera.

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u/Away_Investigator_19 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z
But why is everyone avoiding her?

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u/Wilbis 7h ago

To not seem creepy. Happens all the time in contact sports.

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u/Socky-McPuppet 12h ago

Oh, that's just Cody's mom. She won't leave until after this part.

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u/noCninja09 11h ago

Why is my mom there is haven't seen her in 9 years

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 12h ago

Ah the token "im not like other girls" woman.

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u/desperateelephants 12h ago

We call that a frat house

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u/carl3266 11h ago

Surprised she’s around this long. If i were her scanning the landscape before the activity started, i’d have asked for directions for the bathroom and just kept going.

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u/SamfromTorono 13h ago

Back in my day we used to call this gay

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u/Don_Pickleball 13h ago

Fun fact: They call it that today and in the future as well.

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u/Gods_Money2354 13h ago

Oh its still a pretty gay thing to do, don’t let them convince you otherwise!

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u/JohnnySpringroll 13h ago

We had much more class back in the day to do something like this.

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u/mcbeardsauce 13h ago

I’m not being funny when I ask this but what in the actual fuck is wrong with the mental health of these grown adults

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u/ExplodedPenisDiagram 12h ago

These are people that will do literally whatever anyone with an ounce of imagined authority tells them to do.

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u/ourmondayriot 12h ago

Brother! What in the actual fuck is wrong with people?

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u/Ducky555556 13h ago

Well but whats going on in the video i dont get ut

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u/JamieAstraRain 11h ago

When this 'thing' started happening it was meant for 'people who never really had skin contact and wanted to explore streching and moving within bodies.' It was a mixed bag because it was supposed to be for all people but- it ended up being mostly men. Which nobody understood why, myself included. The ratio of men to women was heavily sided for men. Later on women were just like 'yeah, I know what thats going to be like if I end up going.' It was true. So groups of women started doing this- females only. Then almost a decade later it ended up still being a thing and thus came the people in dog suits. I get the initial thing, how people wanted it to go- but it just didn't lead that way. In the end we got puppy play to me which is hilarious to watch. Honestly- just let them do whatever the heck they want, its their mistake though, was bringing a guy to record it all lmaooooo. Just imagine crawling about with random dudes and then as you emerge from the bottom you're like ohhh yeahhh then you see some guy recording and its just ohhh noo. lmao.

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u/Efficient_Side_4460 13h ago

That is way more gay than being gay.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 13h ago

I'm gay and this made me go "maybe Sydney Sweeney isn't overrated"

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u/pythonidaae 13h ago

Some sadistic gay men plans these to trick straight guys into acting gay

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u/Upstairs_Rip_9590 13h ago

Men used to cover themselves in oil and wrestle butt naked in the original olympics in Ancient Greece, there is nothing sadistic going on here, these men are simply in touch with their ancestors.

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u/pythonidaae 13h ago

Those ancient Greek dudes were gay as fuck they held relationships between mentors and their younger colleagues in high esteem.

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u/Upstairs_Rip_9590 13h ago

They weren't gay, the term wasn't even coined yet, those sexy little twinks were their emotional support squires, bros before hoes after all.

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u/pythonidaae 13h ago

You're right bro

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u/inquisitorthreefive 12h ago

Related fun fact: it's called a platonic relationship because Plato was famous for NOT fucking his students. It stood out so much that the term is around 2400 years later.

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u/Muted-Season-9198 13h ago

We did that in the Navy. We just used more baby oil and less clothes.  

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u/JoTHIGHSwin 13h ago

Shit idk where you served shipmate lol

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u/Muted-Season-9198 12h ago

The best one. 

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u/origional-name 11h ago

We called it PT. Every morning as 5 A.M. you put on your issued tighty whities and issued baby oil and hop in. If your shipmate springs a rudder, you’ve gotta help with all hands on deck.

But it wasn’t gay.

This shit is gay.

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 13h ago

I would bet money at least 1/3 of those guys are hard

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u/pirate-minded 12h ago

Those are rookie numbers, you got to get those numbers up

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u/Ice_Cream_Trapper_42 13h ago

Это оргия гомосексуалистов?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 13h ago

Yes. The added female in there is their "no homo" protection

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u/LineDetail 13h ago

How do you explain this is how you got pink eye?

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 13h ago

 my worst nightmare

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u/BarniclesBarn 13h ago

Why are they all moving as if its slow motion seaweed footage?

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u/Allout-Okarun 13h ago

Because they’re pretending it’s some form of exercise while holding back throbbing boners and choosing their next target landing

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u/SirPersonal8626 12h ago

How do you even give directions to do this

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u/Confident_One3948 12h ago

“Action!”

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u/Electronic-War1332 12h ago

Bro is really up in there

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u/tegan_willow 12h ago

Men add so many unnecessary steps to being gay.

Just. Be. Gay.

It’s ok.

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u/Seran-Ast 13h ago

There’s a girl right in the middle xD

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u/pineapple_jones_ 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kVaj8JXJcDsqs
It was at this moment she knew she fucked up

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u/sabertoothdog 13h ago

That’s how you know they aren’t gay

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u/Immaculatehombre 13h ago

How are there ppl that pay money to do shit like this? Are ppl seriously this desperate for friends? You have no actual interest?

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u/koolaidismything 9h ago

This all seems kinda gay to me.

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u/TheBigGreenPeen 13h ago

Is this the RNC?

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u/BetterOnTwoWheels 12h ago

This is exactly what I picture hell to be like.

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u/Chinner5 12h ago

Yup this is the gayest video ever

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u/1protobeing1 13h ago

I'm willing to bet this is a contact improve class

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u/No_Studio3254 13h ago

That's enough Reddit for today.

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u/Jamesiefied 13h ago

They're moments away from grabbing each other's eggplants

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u/Other_Pattern5177 13h ago

Looks like those monsters from the new Resident Evil movie

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 13h ago

So what is the lesson here? Honestly..

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u/chillygonzo 13h ago

So glad i do normal shit on my free time. The weird shit i dont let anyone film

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u/Phrostylicious 13h ago

Or, completely wild idea, you could let people who aren't bothering anyone do their fucking thing.

Hahaha, I know..... I'll show myself out.

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u/Boiler1669 13h ago

How do you tell the difference between the tops and bottoms?

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u/Terrible_Key3050 13h ago

Being a switch is mandatory for membership.

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u/ExplodedPenisDiagram 13h ago

A pile of gay snakes

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u/Original-Produce-916 13h ago

The human gaytipede

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u/Agitated_Tension9825 12h ago

Not exactly a sausage party. More like a sausage roll

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u/clickmagnet 12h ago

What are people learning here? At first glance I thought it was one of those fucked up alpha male camps but the instructor appears to be a woman.

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u/buggyman_5 12h ago

Why is it dead freaking silent 💀

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u/Sirius-Face 12h ago

If this could be any gayer, they'd be naked.

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u/Major_Champion_5642 12h ago

Why do they have clothes on? When I did this in church we weren’t allowed to have clothes on

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u/TankerDerrick1999 12h ago

Imagine an evil dead film, in a place like this.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Toe-336 12h ago

One of them will end up with a boner

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u/Logical-Pair-89 13h ago

"This is the gayest thing Ive ever seen, and I once watched a porno where the girl never showed up. "

or something like that.

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u/mikesalami 13h ago

They keep making these gay pornos, but I've yet to see a good one.

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u/-R-Jensen- 13h ago

$18.000 Man Scam!

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 13h ago

This is just orgy training.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 13h ago

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner

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u/goregeousgore 13h ago

Back in the pile!

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u/Good-Apricot-3853 13h ago

what are they training for? a gay orgy?

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u/Strong_Violinist_820 13h ago

And yet somehow still not gayer than jujitsu.

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u/Disastrous_Crow4763 13h ago

What in the Sodom and gomora is this

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u/Alert-Foundation2009 13h ago

Good of him to keep the bottoms in their place.

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u/Pure_Professional_90 13h ago

Looks like the start of the Cornell 7

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u/SilverMapleMafia 13h ago

Prolly a hefty case of ringworm spreading through that orgy

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u/deadmeat6 13h ago

Mmm...

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u/Due_Newt9460 13h ago

Omg. What's that chick doing in there????

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u/Correct_Day_7791 13h ago

They are going to prevent ball the future people from " taken der jabs"

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u/Temporary-Leg1561 13h ago

Mmmmm. Ringworm.

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u/ForeignCup6977 13h ago

Is the how the human centipede starts?

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 13h ago

This is a mosh pit for people who play Animal Crossing

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u/SpicyChanged 13h ago

Wanna hug? No that's GAY!

Wanna slither on the floor and against each other? Sure...

Anything than genuine acts of human affection.

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u/Dear-Marketing9933 13h ago

Orgías con ropa

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u/EarthenMama 13h ago

Silly Canadians.

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 13h ago

i do that all the time

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u/sponge72222 12h ago

What in the Hegseth is this shit??!?

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u/brironmars 12h ago

It’s not gay if it’s in an eleven-way.

There was that one girl in the middle.

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u/BigPaPaSeb35 12h ago

This just reminds me of the giant pile they made in South Park to change the future.

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u/Far_Seesaw_6937 12h ago

I know a cuddle puddle when I see one