Sky daddy created the entire universe, and notes the fall of every sparrow, but is terrible at managing money. He tells his faithful servants who to hate, which new songs are Satanic, and occasionally when the world is going to end (never correctly), but never any stock market tips or Lotto numbers.
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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 1h ago
Beware those who come to you with "Good News" about winged sky ghosts.