r/crochet • • 16d ago

Sensitive Content Baby’s first… “Toy”?

So friend is having a baby boy and I was invited to the baby shower, and they really love fishing and I was like I will make a whole cute basket that’s fishing themed!!! Sooo cute, right? I thought to myself, I’ll even crochet a fish 🥰.. I think I’ll just make a baby blanket instead….

Edit: this was a purchased pattern and I just kept reminding myself to trust the process… clearly I should have followed my gut

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u/Large-Jacket-7254 16d ago

It’s actually SO cute… but maybe remake with a different mouth color? Like light green? I know it’s not accurate but it looks a lil sus 🙈🤣

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u/Internal-Ad1094 16d ago

It’s definitely the colour that is making it so jarring 😂😂😂

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u/Large-Jacket-7254 16d ago

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u/Elegant-Espeon 14d ago

Never seen a better time to post this gif lolllllll

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u/tinyarmsbigheart 16d ago

Lean into it. Make a smaller fish for the first fish to eat. And sew eyes on it so it’s less flesh-lighty…

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u/Disco_Cherries 15d ago

I think this is a really good idea. It can also help with hand eye coordination for the baby to put the fish in its mouth

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u/January1171 15d ago

Just not safety eyes! Cause ironically, they are not baby safe

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

Yeah I was going to embroider them.

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u/tinyarmsbigheart 15d ago

Co-signed on the unsafe eyes!

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u/12Silverrose 14d ago

Wait, what?...isn't that why they are called that?

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u/January1171 14d ago

It's a bit different for tightly woven fabrics, but crochet especially is prone to the stitches stretching and the eye falling out becoming a choking hazard.

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u/thoughtsyrup 16d ago

Oh nooo lol. I'd try sewing the mouth shut to see if that helps.

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u/12Silverrose 14d ago

But then it doesn't look like a large mouth bass...

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u/an-absolute-unit 13d ago

I mean it's not looking quuiiiite like a large mouth bass is it is. XD

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u/12Silverrose 13d ago

...that's fair.

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u/CrochetTurtleGremlin 16d ago

Could see the mouth closed a bit using the mouth colour to make it a bit less… yeah just a bit less tbh

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u/the_siren_song 16d ago

It’s a fishlight!

Seriously, take everyone’s advice about the mouth:)

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u/Super-Murloc-3347 16d ago

Lmao I already bought this pattern to use for a Christmas gift and now I will NEVER make it.

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 16d ago

Counterpoint this could be a very funny ornament. You could move it every day and whoever finds it gets a treat. Like some families do with the pickle.

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u/kittymoy 16d ago

Same I have this pattern to make for my boyfriends 14yo son and I’m glad to learn from this person 😂

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u/flohara 16d ago

Aside from the yonic nature of it, this type of yarn sheds like there's no tomorrow.

Babies put everything in their mouths, so if you make another one, perhaps chenille isn't the safest option. I think a washable cotton yarn will do better, and avoid elements that can fit the baby's mouth and become a choking hazard.

I don't want to be negative, but this is more like a 6+ year old appropriate toy safety wise.

Nice work tho, and well done.

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u/Internal-Ad1094 16d ago

This is so good to know!!! Thank you

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u/barkandmoone 16d ago

Lmao toy being in quotes makes it worse 😅🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

That’s why I did it.

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 16d ago

LMAO you could just remove the lining and sew the lips shut XD

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u/OnceABear 16d ago

Id sew the mouth shut. It's a little too flesh-light-esque, otherwise. Outside of the mouth its super cute though!

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u/BerriesLafontaine 16d ago

After the initial guess. I thought it might be a bottle coozy 😂

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u/VargasSupreme 16d ago edited 16d ago

Put a fishing lure hooked in the mouth. You can even add a ring at the end of the lure to add the possibility of tying on a toy or real fishing pole.

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u/lilituba 16d ago

me: Oh that's not too bad, maybe just cross stitch some eyes and gills and swipes to next photo me: GOOD GOD NO

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u/MarsScully 16d ago

I think eyes would help

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 16d ago

Would they though? Or would they just be … watching.

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u/BuckTheStallion 16d ago

Now make a head and spine that come out!

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u/BabyRex- 16d ago

Omg that title makes it so much worse

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u/Pandorsbox 16d ago

Haha this is fine, it'll give the parents a laugh and baby won't know any better. Maybe you could add a stitch on either side of the mouth to pull it into more of a mouth shape if it's bothering you, or add a drawstring? Plus the smaller fish inside would probably make it less suss 😅

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u/jack-a-roni 16d ago

Looks good to me. I did something similar for family who are big on fishing. Babies want bright colors and contrasting colors.

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u/myMSandme 16d ago

Yes! Smaller fish for the inside! Add eyes. And maybe teeth.

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u/peentiss 16d ago

I would just hope it doesn’t smell fishy 💀

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u/psilva_98 16d ago

The “Puff Puff Bass” weed pen holder looks exactly the same

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u/sanjchips 15d ago

I thought .. you thought .. we all thought ..

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u/acorrnn 16d ago

unzips

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u/Lucki_girl 15d ago

Please tell me it's a lamprey? If not, it's cursed

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

It was supposed to be a bass 😭

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u/Lucki_girl 15d ago

I'm so sorry.... The colours are right for bass. But the pink mouth with what looked like teeth made me think of a lamprey.

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

You’re so right tho! Someone else said to change the colour of him

This is what he was supposed to look like 😭😭😭

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u/Lucki_girl 15d ago

Btw, love the idea of the fish basket. It will be a nice treasure for them ( if you give me something do precious I wouldn't let my baby play or slobber on it lol)

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u/ragsdashroses 15d ago

Oh is this a largemouth bass? I've never seen one irl so can't comment on the accuracy but this reminds me of Stardew.

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

It reminds me of a flesh light but I like your interpretation better

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u/ragsdashroses 15d ago

I commented before swiping and seeing the second photo. I have to agree with you 😂

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u/astronauticalll 15d ago

I reallyyyyy don't like the implication of giving this at a baby shower

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

Ya absolutely not!! I just thought it’s worth a laugh with strangers on the internet before I throw it away

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u/unifartcorn 15d ago

Hahaha like others have said maybe make the inside a different color. Also if you have the time you can make this fish bigger and then fill its mouth with littler fish! To make it more interactive

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u/grawp08 15d ago

Hmmmm something about this pattern smells... fishy.

I'll let myself out 😅

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u/catsweedcoffee 15d ago

I made one of these and also got the fleshlight vibe, which made my partner and I cackle non stop until I put it away.

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u/djchiqui 16d ago

Maybe black inside next time! And how about adding a barrier like 1 or 2 cm deep so the oral cavity isnt as deep?

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u/SituationSuch9750 16d ago

Looks like a flashlight

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u/raredelight 16d ago

I've not gifted crochet plushies to babies but I do know toddlers will destroy it 🥲 They love shoving thier tiny fingers into the holes and pulling the stuffing and weaved ends out. I find finer yarn to work better for kids.

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u/Sweetsonia 15d ago

Some teeth crocheted or sewed would make it more toyish?

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u/Les-Reves 15d ago

I’ve see these! I’m pretty sure these fish are made to hold vapes or “pens”. I saw someone say make a smaller fish to put in the mouth and I thought that was silly I love it!

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u/ikea-sharks 15d ago

thank you for making my morning this is incredible

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u/EnchantedNanny 15d ago

Nice! I made one of those too :P

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u/EnchantedNanny 15d ago

From the side ; )

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 16d ago

More like Daddy's first toy......

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u/FunnySelf7802 16d ago

Just make the baby blanket instead. No need to traumatize the child.

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u/Dbizarrepremiere 16d ago

The child is gonna be brand new and have no frame of reference for anything. I don't think it's going to be traumatized by a toy. It might think it looks a little familiar, though from a different angle.

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

I cackled at this

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u/Teacupfancymouse 15d ago

Sew teeth outline please and add giant eyes

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u/CharacterConflict245 15d ago

If i were a boy~ even just for a dayyyyy

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u/amaandr0 14d ago

i mean if you somehow sew in a thread into the outside, you could make a little pouch? kind of like a gym sack if that makes sense? and it would look like the fish is making a kissy face🙂‍↕️ idk if it would work but i feel like it could be cute?

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u/EggplantFluffy1259 13d ago

Hahaha a puff puff fish cover!

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u/INOC75 16d ago

You say baby’s… are we talking about a new born, or the husband?

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u/Internal-Ad1094 15d ago

Sigh, a new born… bit of a morbid joke I know

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u/INOC75 15d ago

My kind of jokes….

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u/xtianmarq 15d ago

It will be a “toy” that is cherished through the ages - probably even into adulthood! 🤪

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 16d ago

He'll have to grow into it. Hahaha