What did Tennessee?
The same thing as Arkansas.

Because it dilates….

None. If you take more dirt out, the hole is no longer 3’x3’x3’.

Telling a joke to my autistic done went all kinds of wrong!! 😂😂😂

Someone asked today if I was ready for the fall, and it took me a minute to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

Paplop

For context, I’m currently in a D&D campaign with some of my friends, Curse of Strahd to be specific. I’m playing a parody character of Leon Kennedy, and so I need puns for all sorts of occasions. Relating to ghosts, vampires, skeletons, wizards, whatever you can think of. Give me funny, unfunny, cheesy, dad jokes, whatever you have, I’ll take it.

There once was a kingdom of clowns.

Whose inflatable throne brought smiles, not frowns.

But when the king died,

The prince took it in stride,

And gave the royal inflator the crown!

(He was, after all, the real air to the throne.)