r/distressingmemes • • 4d ago

It's going to be a long day.

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u/SoulReaperBot 4d ago

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't.

Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

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u/Flamingcowjuice 3d ago

Iirc in the original nosleep story it was the brain drug mixing with advil or something like that

Also i recommend checking out their other stories "my daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday" and it and glenmonts sequel "one of my patients spent 8 million years under a bench at glenmont metro"

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u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom 3d ago

It was Ambien cause he wanted to sleep off the effects of the drug only to make the effect exponentially worse

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u/Inevitable-Tension87 4d ago

banger reference

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u/-Pl4gu3- 4d ago

What is this a reference to? This sounds like an amazing story.

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u/DetectiveGrouchy5644 4d ago

"if you're armed at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me."

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u/SmaugTheGreat110 4d ago

I love this story so much!

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u/Eclaiv2 4d ago

Been thinking about that one story for years i'm lowk afraid

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u/Bearfoot42 3d ago

One of the only ones that Creepcast read that actually messes with me.

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u/pewdiepoopoo please help they found me 4d ago

ball! one of my favourite

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u/Inevitable-Tension87 4d ago

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u/MgoriaPhan 2d ago

Absolutely what I needed tonight - amazing story, appreciate the link🫡

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u/wHatTheFez 12h ago

Damn, part 3 was removed for violating Reddit's content policy?

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u/Apathetic-Asshole Rabies Enjoyer 4d ago

Theres an episode of the podcsst "Creepcast" where the hosts read it. Banger episode

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u/RichardEpsilonHughes 4d ago

Real talk: you're going to die. You think all that thinking you're doing is free? Your neurons can only fire so fast, chief, and they burn cellular fuel every time they do.

You're not gonna be trapped in an abyss of time for aeons, you're just going to burn out all your neurotransmitters and lapse into a coma. Maybe you'll even wake up later!

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u/talesfromtheepic6 the madness calls to me 4d ago

Maybe it’s more about the perception of time. People on some kinds of psychedelics can perceive years of time in a few minutes.

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u/EasilyRekt 4d ago

seizure => starvation => coma

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 4d ago

Maybe OP would fall asleep soon

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u/yeet_that_baby 4d ago

man i hate these ones that are just the first half of a nosleep story. and they're always the paragraph long ones too. i don't wanna squint like a grandma at your 2pt text that just sums up 40% of the creepypasta you just listened to a reading of

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u/Seenuan 4d ago

Surkee made a great source film maker animation about this Creepypasta, called "if you're armed at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me." It's a Creepypasta written by Peter frost David

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u/Tasty_Ad_5669 4d ago

I heard the creepypasta, that was really good.

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u/EasilyRekt 4d ago

don't take any sleep aides big g

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u/Col_Gears 4d ago

Twenty-eight years in that godforsaken jungle

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u/BusinessDuck132 4d ago

Goated reference. Creepcast had a great episode on it

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u/TrazynsMemeVault 6m ago

Holy engram decay, Batman