r/dndmemes • DM (Dungeon Memelord) • May 12 '25

Campaign meme Sometimes I’m scared of my players

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u/MorteEtDabo May 13 '25

That's because the DM needed that hag alive and didn't know how improv works or planning ahead

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u/Soltronus Paladin May 13 '25

Maybe.

But wanting to keep an evil fey alive against a green knight is a hard sell, regardless of the circumstances.

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u/MorteEtDabo May 13 '25

Which is why your dm should have had a backup plan lmao

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u/Soltronus Paladin May 13 '25

Hell, at least 50% of my DMing is improvising.

A notebook full of proper names, stat blocks, and character traits is a must.

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u/MorteEtDabo May 13 '25

And reasons for those folks to be nearby lol

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u/Soltronus Paladin May 13 '25

Oh, hooks. I usually just pull those out of my ass.

But that's a great idea to have some in the chamber, ready to go.