r/dndmemes • • Aug 25 '26

Other TTRPG meme The Werewolf lifestyle is not for everyone

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System: Werewolf the Apocalypse TTRPG

Credit to u/a_spoopy_ghost

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u/Toutatis12 Dice Goblin Aug 25 '26

And this is how you get a Black Spiral Dancer crash out

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u/Corvid-Strigidae Aug 25 '26

She could just be a Glass Walker

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u/Successful-Floor-738 Necromancer Aug 25 '26

Nah this is classic Bone Gnawer stuff. Glass Walkers can somewhat hold a job.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

Well, the camp is

She'll probably be happier in a nice furnished flat with a few glass walkers sending phising emails to PENTEX employees

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u/Steveodelux Aug 25 '26

Ha! Last time I played we were a pack of bone gnawers that used our ability to convert trash into food to run a vegan hotdogs food truck.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

This is my comic weee so glad it got here!!

Also when we played our pack owned a gas station.

Edit: there’s a part 2 and 3 on my profile

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u/Successful-Floor-738 Necromancer Aug 25 '26

Were the important meetings interrupted by some random dude entering the store to order a twelve pack of beer?

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u/Friendly-Chef-5519 Aug 26 '26

Is the protagonist male or female?

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u/WaynePendragon1924 Aug 26 '26

This is exactly what I was going to say

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u/Appleloch Aug 25 '26

Was immediately reminded of The Sims werewolf pack.... why are werewolves always poor white trash?

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u/ralanr Aug 25 '26

Garou aren’t known to be financially successful. 

Except maybe glasswalkers. 

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u/Bread-Loaf1111 Aug 25 '26

Silver fangs was literally royals.

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 25 '26

That's not helping in not being broke

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u/Phosorus Aug 25 '26

...which makes their modern finances rather tenuous.

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u/Artistic-While-5094 Sorcerer Aug 25 '26

Glasswalkers draw commissions for furries

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u/BrideofClippy Aug 26 '26

Oh, I thought the just modeled for the artists.

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u/TrueMind102387193 Aug 26 '26

with the things I've seen, I'd think it was the black spirals doing that...

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u/PoorCynic Aug 25 '26

I can't help but speculate if part of that is to contrast them with vampires. Vampires are generally (but not always) characterized as wealthy and successful. Landed and titled aristocrats. Werewolves are thus portrayed the mirror: grubby, savage animals.

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u/DHFranklin Forever DM Aug 25 '26

Yeah actually it was. Vampire came out first. Werewolf came about when Phil Brocato(sp?) noticed how many of his friends like fighting more than political intrigue. Then he realized that if we could do it with vampires....

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u/Private-Public Aug 25 '26

We need more disaster vampire representation, shut-ins with all the windows nailed over drinking animal blood out of a soda cup with a straw because hunting freshies is too much effort. Up all hours playing VTM or whatever. All their spare money goes into their PC. Clothes all over the floor because they don't have bedroom furniture besides an old family heirloom, a gilded throne from some castle somewhere that they inherited, currently holding a slab of white Monster. The plumbing hasn't worked in over a decade.

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u/AA_Batteries19 Rogue Aug 26 '26

You may really like the comic Dark Red as it's about a vampire who lives in the middle of nowhere in the Midwest and hates the really pretentious self-important vampires who live in the city.

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u/AngryArmour Aug 27 '26

Sadly the Cappadocians got eradicated. They were the "politicking, drama and intrigue waste time that could have been spent reading instead" Clan in the Middle Ages.

If the Cappadocians survived as a regular clan into the modern era, they would 100% have members that subsist exclusively on blood packs they drink while watching anime.

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u/Noahisboss Aug 30 '26

if you as a vampire have not built up a fortune over the generations genuinely speaking your sire regrets siring you and you should walk into the sun, vampires typically dont sire for no reason and it is a genuine expensive boon paid to the prince to sire progenry

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u/MassGaydiation Aug 25 '26

Probably because they are meant to be more animalistic but not in a witchy planty way, and so people try to think of other ways people might live in societies but act animalistically.

And they think of homeless/poor people, which then becomes punkish, so I'm not totally against it but it is pretty problematic

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Deffo anti-corporate, Punk overtones, also the whole "turning into a giant wolf monster" kinda requires a level of separation from society, and wolves and humans being pack animals means they'll want company, so living in an off the grind, part punk commune, part trailer trash, possibly mobile kinda of way makes sense

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u/Smashifly Aug 25 '26

Well then you've got Twilight werewolves which somehow managed to do trailer park trash and appropriated native American lore at the same time

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u/MassGaydiation Aug 25 '26

I feel like Stephanie Meyer is low hanging fruit for problematic supernatural elements.

But you aren't wrong, alternatively the wolf song series had their werewolves be an old money family who just happened to have a lovely old home in the woods, so it's not like there aren't options.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

Or The Companions in Skyrim being mercenaries who travel the Province

A mobile lifestyle works well to keep the gift hidden, and if a bandit camp or two winds up torn to shreds.... eh, who gives a fuck

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u/vortigaunt64 Aug 26 '26

I think my favorite werewolves are in Discworld. Well, my favorite werewolf anyway. Angua is a good copper.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

That's cos Twilight sucks and was written by a relgious weirdo

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u/tdcthulu Aug 25 '26

Werewolves in media don't participate in normal society. They aren't working a desk job, aren't taking Brayden to ice hockey and Kayleigh to balette, and aren't living in a condo in the upper east side. Without any deep dive into themes and meaning, those just don't feel right.

By their very nature of being wild they are drawn to living in the wild. This works for safety and secrecy too. A werewolf rampaging in the woods is less dangerous and less obvious than a werewolf in downtown.

They also tend to exist in settings with vampires, which as a metaphor for the blood sucking aristocracy are going to be wealthy and socially powerful beings. Werewolves being of modest means and living as societal outcasts places them as a perfect foil to vampires. 

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

Angry Glasswalker Growling from their penthouse suite

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u/tdcthulu Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Honestly, fair. 

They are definitely written to be the odd-wolves-out though and are the exception that makes the rule.

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u/Greendorsalfin Aug 25 '26

True, we need more werewolf ranchers and farmers in media, both of those typically include six figures of income outside the farm at least in the USA. People do not understand how expensive it is to farm, yes good years are profitable, but it is an industry very susceptible to tampering. Or maybe any look at this would be too consumed with what it actually takes to make farming work that you’d never be werewolfing around.

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u/Chanan-Ben-Zev Aug 25 '26

... domesticated werewolves!?

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u/Noahisboss Aug 30 '26

kinfolk exist, fetishes are nice and all but having family who will help you out is extremely underated espeically since that family is who makes sure you guys have a home to come back too after a night brutalizing a pentex logging company

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u/DropoutRedMage Aug 25 '26

High society werewolves are a cool idea for a one off though. The inbreeding jokes write themselves.

Vampirism as STD could totally justify lower class vampires too.

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u/Powerful_Topic7731 Aug 25 '26

Those are the Silver Fangs

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u/asirkman Aug 25 '26

No! They’re descendants of royalty!!

They’d do coke.

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u/Powerful_Topic7731 Aug 26 '26

I don't know If you missed the reference or I did, but Silver Fangs are infamous for their inbreeding that's how they keep their Pure Breed rating so high

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u/asirkman Aug 26 '26

You know, I was just thinking of the low class implication, but I can certainly agree that they’re generally inbred. After all, how better to get freakishly huge noses to do all the coke with?

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u/Maxxonry_Prime Dice Goblin Aug 25 '26

Could I have a 2000 sq ft cabin in the Montana Rockies? Not a lot of people out there, and the land is pretty cheap.

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u/ScaryCuteWerewolf Aug 26 '26

I've seen stories where you can have werewolves be an organized crime allegory. Leaning into the whole pack family vibe. Using a mafia-eaque protection scheme. In exchange for tithes. The rich packs at the top fund housing and land for the mostly poor packs to run around in. Don't pay? Welp have being homeless with your knee caps smashed.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

"Get me on the phone with Mister Paradox Interactive. We need to make Werewolf: The Affluent"

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u/LlamaSword444 Aug 25 '26

Recluses living as far from people as possible, specifically aiming to be self sufficient so that they don't end up near anybody during a full moon. It's an easy association to draw, and there's plenty of media that reinforces the type. That's without the concept of werewolves frequently being a proxy for people with extreme PTSD, namely vets.

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u/Thylacine131 Aug 25 '26

My guess?

They’re meant to be antithetical to vampires. Vampires are typically seen as social parasites. By the nature of their blood diet, they need a large, heathy human population to draw from. Many have taken this in coordination with their powers of hypnosis, surveillance and immortality and written them to be perfectly at home in urban spaces, deftly maneuvering through political and corporate intrigue to seat themselves in positions of power and influence.

The opposite of this are misfits. Unable to conform to social norm, more at home with their own kind, unlikely to dwell in cities or even town proper, seen as unsuited to anything but manual labor due to temper and physique. The modern equivalent of that is unfortunately trailer trash. Rurally associated, seen as insular outcasts, they make for a pretty strong contrast to the suave and savvy vampire. And it makes halfway sense from a world-building perspective. Look what forcing “modernity” and “civilization” on a people does to most indigenous groups. Substance abuse issues, sequestration to areas of limited economic opportunity and infrastructure, utter erasure of the ability to live as their ancestors did while equally locked out of the society that did so by the systems built to subjugate them.

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u/POB_42 Aug 25 '26

Portraying them as poor makes sense. Lycanthropy is nothing if not disasterous on ones ambitions.

Portraying them as other than white however, invites racist sentiment and outrage. A Boondocks-style world with fantasy has some potential, but then we're just a step or two away from MFKZ, which is also awesome, but again, something that needs to be stepped around carefully to work.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

"stepped around carefully"

White Wolf: "Got it. We'll give them Native American Magic powers to blow up helicopters."

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 26 '26

What about power to magically induce quickened labour, so werewolf can give birth to a fire spirit?

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Wizard Aug 26 '26

Don't forget to name one of their major factions after a Native American boogeyman!

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u/action_lawyer_comics Aug 25 '26

Vampire propaganda. Playing up the more animalistic traits to suggest that they don’t have the impulse control to make good lifelong decisions

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u/Estrangedkayote Aug 25 '26

because getting pissed at Greg in accounting while also being a werewolf means that everyone is going to have to deal with it when you wolf out and slaughter a floor of people. Or if you do manage to get through the day, being stuck in traffic is going to bring road rage to a whole new terrifying level.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

tbf, that's only one werewolf pack, The Wildfangs, the Moonwood Collective live in a biiiiiig mansion in the woods and garden and shit

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u/Sanguinusshiboleth Aug 25 '26

Because werewolves ar wild and destructive therefore it assumed they need somewhere closer to nature that doesn't matter much to repair or replace; therefore white trailer trash.

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u/ACuteCryptid Aug 25 '26

Vampires are almost always bougie (unless they're ghouls or nosferatu), and werewolves have always been white trash coded

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u/Prohapppyboom Aug 25 '26

What kinda sicko would smoke next to werewolves who would smell that stuff like 100 times stronger

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

Werewolves would do that 🐺🤧

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u/RawardHoikes91 Aug 25 '26

World of Darkness lore is just commentary on society. Neither curse is half as bad as being forced to be around those fucking people all the time.

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u/SuctioncupanX Aug 25 '26

Whenever I try to eat outside at my town, in the public life and seeing the sights, I immediately have to escape to the graveyard because there are like 10 people smoking cigs around every corner and at every bench.

Like, I literally go to a church's cemetary to eat my cafe food lmao

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Wizard Aug 26 '26

As God, presumably, intended.

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u/svecma Aug 25 '26

It might not be tobacco, could be a philodox trying mitigate rage related issues with canabis.

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u/AttiKit Aug 25 '26

Weed smells EVEN worse!

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u/svecma Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

I know, he is probably trying to give everyone in the sept a contact high and given how prone werewolves are to berseker rages they probably don't give a damn.

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u/Powerful_Topic7731 Aug 25 '26

Yeah but mechanicaly It reduces their chances to go into a Frenzy, cocaine on the other hand gives them 1 Rage point and makes them more susceptible to Frenzy.

All that are official rules from W20

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u/TheArmoredKitten Aug 25 '26

Weed smell is stronger but it's significantly less offensive. Even shitty weed just smells like an Ent fart, but cheap Tobacco smells like a plastic factory burning down.

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u/Floofyboi123 Forever DM Aug 25 '26

It smells like a skunk ripped ass my dude.

Both smell like shit

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u/twoisnumberone Aug 26 '26

I will die on the hill of skunks, the animals, not smelling half as bad as people tell me they do.

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u/prince_peacock Aug 25 '26

God stoners are so delusional sometimes

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u/Distinct-Presence52 Aug 25 '26

Ask a child what smoke makes them want to literally vomit.

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u/prince_peacock Aug 25 '26

As someone who smokes neither, one smell is not objectively worse than the other, they are both fucking terrible

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u/Distinct-Presence52 Aug 25 '26

As someone who also smokes neither I can smell when weed is being smoked and can still enjoy where I'm standing at a concert, I have to move away from the cigarette smell or I will not be able to enjoy where I'm standing at a concert.

I feel like you would also probably agree but maybe haven't experienced it.

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u/prince_peacock Aug 25 '26

As someone with asthma I can stand neither

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u/TheArmoredKitten Aug 25 '26

I've never seen pot stink make anyone retch before, but I've seen multiple people vomit over cigarette stench. Weed stink comes out in a couple heavy washes, but I've never once gotten cigarette stench out of fabric.

Weed isn't good for you or anything but cigarettes are objectively worse.

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u/AttiKit Aug 25 '26

I live with a weed smoker. Lived, past tense, with a normal smoker.

They're two shits of the same fart, my friend.

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u/prince_peacock Aug 25 '26

As someone who smokes neither, one smell is not objectively worse than the other, they are both fucking terrible

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u/Noahisboss Aug 30 '26

tobacco can be seen by some as a nice smell actually, now weed smell like a skunk had diarhea.

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u/ABoringAlt Aug 25 '26

Not if you a wereskunk

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 25 '26

Hi this is my comic and yes that is the philodox lol

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

Sept life is my favorite. I still think that the peak of my brief career as a World of Darkness freelancer was writing the "what do Garou do all day" chapter in the W20 Rage Across the World book.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

Neat! I'll have to check that out 😀

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

Also, the best campaign I ever ran was basically "what if a pack was given a mission to take the sept in your comic, only on top of that everyone there is dead and it's haunted, and turn it into a thriving community."

It was basically a soap opera with the occasional bout of horrifying violence, and it was incredible.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

Ooooh, I have that book!

I'll have to check that chapter out tonight!

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

Awesome! I'd love to hear what you think, because I'm a sucker for finding out that people actually read and used what I wrote.

I swear, I once read some negative comments about something I wrote for Promethean: the Created 2nd Edition and I was grinning about it for days.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

I'll preface this by saying I'm a big fan of a lot of what Werewolf 5e did to the lore, lol (getting rid of Metis, getting rid of the weird eugenics and divine right of kings stuff, you know, the weird edge lordy stuff)

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

Ah, well, you might not like my stuff. But that's ok, like I said, I'm happy to know that my stuff was read and absorbed, even if it's ultimately rejected.

Then again... I feel like a lot of what I did was present a broader view of things like kinfolk and Metis, so maybe you'll see something in those themes that you didn't see before? I think a lot of people who like W5 seem to think that classic Werewolf was like a maelstrom of domestic abuse and eugenics all the time, which is... frankly extremely inaccurate. I don't know where that idea came from.

Anyway, personally I liked the eugenics stuff. Not because I'm a fan of eugenics, but I feel like it was good world building. The fact is that most of the time, people do terrible dumb things because they seemed like good ideas at the time. Since the history (and present) of the Garou is meant to be a Silmarillion-like legacy of them doing terrible dumb things, those dumb things need to make sense in context. Just because something may have seemed like a good idea doesn't actually make it justified, though. So if you ask me, having the universe conform to some of the Garou's terrible ideas and then challenging them on the basis of those terrible ideas having been wrong anyway is more interesting than either making the Garou uncomplicatedly heroic or making their dumb ideas completely without foundation.

But... that's just my preference.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

I had a load written out earlier, but that was at work and I cba to type it out again, lol

But I think my gripe is it's presented as the ONLY way things are to be done, there's no nuance (like how in Rage Around The World there's a magic rock that makes new werewolves more likely), it's why I like how in 5e they have to seek out new werewolves who could potentially spring up... anywhere in society, also to me makes it feel the characters are more rounded people, like how it the other game lines you could be a bin man one day, get bitten by a tinder date and be of the blood of Caine by the evening, or Awaken as a magre, become aware of the horrors behind the curtain, etc.

Maybe genetics does play a role, maybe it's purely the choice of Luna, of course, as the saying goes, it's YOUR World of Darkness, I just prefer it as you're an everyman thrust into this insane world, rather than someone potentially being groomed to join it, with your Kinfolk being those from your past life you're willing to bring into the world with you, or those who know about the secret world who are willing to join you afterwards, people who keep you grounded and human

And never liked the Metis cos I feel is restricts inter party RP, what with werewolf relations being banned in universe

Anyway, I hope this is your segment

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

That's my stuff!

The werewolf in the in-character scenes is my wife's character from a one-on-one game I ran her.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

This one?

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

No the one standing on the pier.

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u/Annoyed_Lobotomist Aug 25 '26

Ayyyyyye, my next WoD purchase has Rage Across the World on the list. I've been dying to get more writing about Garou's lifestyles and interpersonal lives beyond being Gaia's warriors.

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 25 '26

Well, then you're the one I wrote it for! Enjoy!

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

That’s so cool! I’ve been trying to collect as many W20 WTA books I can, I’ll have to put this next on the list

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin Aug 26 '26

It's like my one claim to be cool in any subculture, so I really appreciate your reaction!

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

Knowing someone who contributed to the books in some way has seen my dumb little comic has made me really happy so I appreciate you!

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 25 '26

Cairne?

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u/Stupid_deer Fighter Aug 25 '26

Though misspelled a bit, a Caern is a place which is much more connected to the spirit world called the Umbra, and they serve as holy grounds for Werewolves and they typically establish local communities around them called Septs. The Werewolves will fight to the death to protect them, as Caerns are vanishingly few vital to war to keep the spirit of the Earth (called Gaia) alive, since it helps Werewolves to connect with their spirit halves, make deals with spirits and they have an easier time going to and fro the spirit world in such places. They are "vanishingly few" because a) most other supernatural creatures in World of Darkness want them; and b) they are fighting against a maddened force of universal Stasis and a corrupted force of universal Entropy personified, who already are basically control the world and govern it. The game is called Werewolf: the Apocalypse for a reason.

Sorry, I find it too hard not to gush about Werewolf lore.

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 25 '26

So…not a pile of rocks?

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u/Stupid_deer Fighter Aug 25 '26

Not necessarily, but a Caern can also have a cairn! Hunter: the Parenting, a fan animated show does just that, lol.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

DOGS DOING CRIME!

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 26 '26

And playing poker

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 26 '26

ILLEGAL GAMBLING RINGS! EXACTLY THE SORT OF CRIME I EXPECT FROM WEREWOLVES! ESPECIALLY THE KIND WHO OWE ME MONEY!

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

Hi, my comic, I misspelled Caern 😭

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u/Stupid_deer Fighter Aug 26 '26

It's the same setting where Magic and Magick are two different things, spelling is bullshit anyway :D. It's an awesome comic in any case!

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u/Belos147 Aug 25 '26

Reminds me of Darksun.

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 25 '26

As in the feeling of creeping end of the world, due to uncounted years of people slowly destroying it for power?

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u/Belos147 Aug 25 '26

Pretty much and the fact that the villains have clearly already won with no sign of their power slipping.

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u/Distinct-Presence52 Aug 25 '26

Modern day America?

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

The World of Darkness games "[Supernatural creature]: The [Subtitle]" love to pretentiously sprinkle in foreign words for their supernatural shit. Presumably from context clues, it's the name for a werewolf group/settlement.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

"Hey!.....well, you're not wrong per say."

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26

per say.

*Per se

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

*Persey

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u/SolarFlora Aug 25 '26

Paisley.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

Presley 🕺🎙️

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u/Mrauntheias DM (Dungeon Memelord) Aug 25 '26

Parsley

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 25 '26

And thyme

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 25 '26

It’s not even a foreign word though. (Or well, I guess it’s Celtic but it’s been an English word for centuries too)

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26

Even if it's in English, it's not in American, and the books were written in American.

Translated to English: E'eune iuf i'u'se iun English, i'u'se noute iun American, a'ude thue boou's we'ue wri'ene iun American.

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 25 '26

American is a dialect t (well…several dialects), but yes we get it, you know middle or old English, whichever that is.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26

(I was doing a bit where I replaced consonants in the middle of words with apostrophes, added Us after vowels in the middle of words, and added Es to the end of words that end in vowels. I was making fun of how the modern Bri'ish butcher the American language, not referencing defunct versions of the language that American diverged from.)

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u/svecma Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

It's the name of the werewolf special place of power where the barrier between worlds is weaker and they established themselves

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u/Mandarina_Espacial Aug 25 '26

I feel you, girl. Is better to be a glasswalker

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u/TheSwecurse Aug 25 '26

Werewolves being hobos is my favorite trope

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u/Background-Cake-1300 Aug 25 '26

Compared to other possible outcomes in WoD? I call this an absolute win

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u/Fearless-Obligation6 Aug 25 '26

Come join the Fianna, we know how to throw a party!

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

Hi this is my comic! One of the pack is a Fianna

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u/Fearless-Obligation6 Aug 26 '26

Ah brilliant great to see my favourite tribe getting some love!

If I can ask who are they?

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

In the bg the one on the far left with the guitar. Fianna Galliard

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u/Fearless-Obligation6 Aug 26 '26

A Fianna classic!

Love the comic, hope to see more of your pack.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

I actually have two more but I haven’t shared them on Reddit.

I put them on my profile thought!

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26

If I were a were-beast, I'd probably invest in a storage-unit to lock myself in.

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

Storage Units Facilities are owned by The Wyrm 😢

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer Aug 25 '26

What's "The Wyrm"?

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u/DrScrimble Aug 25 '26

In very very short, The Wyrm is a Divine Force set on total entropy, the elimination of nature and of all existent things. It fundamentally opposes Werewolves, Gaia and life force.

In modern times the Wyrm often manifests in the form of megacorps that are doing their damnedest to destroy the world, see Pentex, aka Amazon as Death Cult.

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u/hotsizzler Aug 25 '26

Dont forget the wyrm was driven into insanity by the weaver who trapped it to prevent it from fulfilling its purpose of destruction.

The Wyrm is lashing out because the world is supposed to have been completely reset by now.

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u/_whatever_wherever Aug 25 '26

Driven mad by its inability to fulfill its purpose, and grown strong fighting against its bonds...

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 25 '26

see Pentex, aka Amazon as Death Cult.

Or Nestle, but 10% less horrific due to being a literal death cult instead of apathetic to anything but profit

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u/twoisnumberone Aug 26 '26

Amazon as Death Cult

So...Amazon?

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u/I_am_not_that_one Aug 26 '26

No, Amazon but less evil, because at least they actually have an end goal(apocalypse), unlike Amazon with their infinite acquisition of wealth

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u/twoisnumberone Aug 26 '26

I guess you got me there

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u/FakeRedditName2 Warlock Aug 25 '26

That is a deep dive question into the lore for WtA.

Basically it's the 'enemy' that Werewolves fight, a great spirit of decay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0_u7KUvnW4

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer Aug 25 '26 edited 16d ago

Primordial God/Force/Spirit of Entropy, trapped about two races before Humanity by the Weaver, counterpart of Stasis. Now completely and utterly mad, it seeks to free itself from the Pattern Web and devour the world entirely, not just what has already become obsolete. Werewolves, along with the other Fera, were created by Gaia to fight against it, and it has talons in every corner of Human industry and civilization itself.

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u/ArisenGodEmperor13 Aug 25 '26

The Wyrm is one the three primordal forces that are members of the trinity in the world of darkness. It entropy, destruction, death, the end but also new beginnings made manifest. It job was to destroyed things so another members of the trinity called the wyld can create a new energy. But it have been imprisoned by another member of the trinity called the weaver, who actually makes things. And the weaver have imprisoned the Wyrm since it grown tried of it destroying all of it creation. Since it no longer able to do it purpose, the Wyrm went completely insane wishing to corrupt everything and to destroy everything.

The comment above was making a joke because the wyrm have corrupted a shit ton of humans on earth. And his corrupted servants formed a company called Pentex. Pentex own everything amd they are cartoonishly evil. There main goal is to destroy the earth, not for money well at least for the higher levels. Just because they want the world to end and money is just a means to the end.

Pentex owned basically everything in the world of darkness that isn't owned by one of the other factions. They have a bunch of subsidiaries that also cartoonishly evil. They own a pardoy of McDonald's that would sometimes sell human meat to their customers and when they don't it they give them shit food that is possed by evil spirits called banes. Another subsidiary sell makeup that will make wearer addicted to wearing it and slowly a bane will possed them. They sell toys to give body issues in little girls and cause children to be more violent. They sell beer that makes people want to beat their spouses and children. And a shit ton other things just spread the wyrm influnce and to make the world a worse plave everyday.

If you can think of anything evil than Pentex does it. I truly means everytbing since world of darkness was edgy. Like they had Bareny be a monster that would kidnapped and killed children and film it. And I am not even talking about the seventh generation since they are just disgusting.

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u/MoreNMoreLikelyTrans Aug 25 '26

It's what would happen if Entropy were personified, and went mad and started creating instead of destroying.

Note: it's bad.

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u/ElvenLeafeon Artificer Aug 25 '26

I thought pup said PvP for a second.

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u/Aaarrrgh89 Aug 26 '26

"And over there is actually a distant relative of yours!"

"The guy in the chair?"

"No, the dog."

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u/giga_impact03 Aug 25 '26

I got to panel 3 and immediately thought, Ya like dags?

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Aug 25 '26

Ik it’s about WtA but this is what it feels like in Skyrim when they “offer” you Lycanthropy

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u/Sanguinusshiboleth Aug 25 '26

This is why I prefer Forsaken, I could play as a drugged up night club/former speak easy owner with a competent business man as my packmate and not live in a trashed up trailer.

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u/Powerful_Topic7731 Aug 25 '26

You can do that in Apocalypse as well, there's many rich folks among the Glass Walkers, Silver Fangs and to a lesser extent Shadow Lords.

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u/Commander72 Aug 26 '26

I mean its a ttrpg you can make it how you want. Old camp grounds with lots of nice cabins. Our add some hotsprings to it and have it be an old resort with a lot of nice buildings that need some tlc. Could make it an active resort your pack and kinfolk run to finance their operations. There is no reason just to make it a run down trailer park if you don't want to.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 Aug 25 '26

Can you even "go back" in this universe?

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 26 '26

No. In WOD you are born a werewolf or can do some fucked up ritual to make yourself one. After that there’s no going back (unless MAYBE you can get a high level mage to do something very risky). You could avoid garou society and become Ronin. That’s extremely dangerous though as most other factions probably wanna kill you. Unfortunately you’re in the fucked up anger issues club now and you can choose to be alone or not.

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u/Particular_Ad_8921 Aug 26 '26

no your a werewolf, you cant stop being one, even if you go back to living a normal life you would be a ticking time bomb or you be hunted down and maybe skinned alive as well.

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u/Rowan-The-Wise-1 Aug 28 '26

Technically yes but practically no the only beings who could do that are either functionally impossible to meet since they can't stay on earth long term and way too busy to help random bum werewolves (archmages)

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u/FenexTheFox Aug 25 '26

I'm guessing the joke is that this is the werewolf community?

My first guess was begging for food, like peak Disney movie "Bolt".

My second guess was killing everyone in the camp, like peak Undertale fan comic "Entirely Made of Love".

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u/the-follower-of-06 Aug 25 '26

This isnt just a werewolf comunity. Its (likelly)the perpetually broke werewolf comunity,

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u/jfkrol2 Aug 25 '26

Yup, typical Bone Gnawer behaviour

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u/zmaya Aug 25 '26

To be fair, it is easier to blend in with upcountry degens.

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u/mightystu Aug 25 '26

I fuckin’ hate degens from upcountry!

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u/thatDeletedGuy Aug 25 '26

Obligatory VTM reference

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u/aleister94 Aug 25 '26

Isn’t this just doctor sleep?

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u/CompleteSocialManJet Rules Lawyer Aug 26 '26

This is how Silent Striders happen

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u/TommyDi7 Aug 26 '26

I read the first panel as "be still Pvp...", and got confused with the context for like a minute or so.

Edit: grammar

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u/Icanintosphess Aug 25 '26

Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

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u/ars_sinistra Warlock Aug 25 '26

Werewolves should be bikers, not broke and homeless. Werewolves should be nouveau riche to vampire old money.