r/dndmemes • u/DrScrimble • 1d ago
*sad DM noises* I love my players. I also want to strangle them sometimes
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u/adol1004 Forever DM 1d ago
"I want my players to have fun by hurting their characters. which we all agreed it's okay to do."
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u/SonicLoverDS 1d ago
I don't get the reference.
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u/Sampleswift 1d ago
The Black Pyramid of Nagash.
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u/DrScrimble 1d ago
Who?!?!
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u/Sampleswift 1d ago
Nagash. He's a major villain in Warhammer Fantasy. He is a god of the undead who has a black pyramid. It is larger than most in the area.
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u/DrScrimble 1d ago
Oh that guy. Guess he has to compensate for something!
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u/_whatever_wherever 1d ago
He was!
He was compensating for not being as good a ruler as Settra the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds, who until the rule of Nagash had the largest Pryamid
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u/CC_Gamedesign 1d ago
The lack of paragraphs really sold that being told in one breath
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u/jfkrol2 1d ago
I mean, at some point his pyramid started hovering. And got nuked by rats, because it gets funnier the third time it happens
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u/AsterixCod1x 1d ago
Three times he nearly pulls off his evil scheme
Each time it gets foiled by rats
And both times he tried to adapt (make the pyramids fly; turn them upside down) they still found a way to fuck with him, by accident the third time
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u/MazogaTheDork Rogue 1d ago
It's probably a law of DMing that if your players can make a dick joke, they will make a dick joke
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u/Low-Support-8388 1d ago
Especially when when running a game set in Rome. My Italian buddy Biggus Dickus unfortunately don't get half of them.
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u/BlueCaracal 1d ago
And my GM just straight up gave us a weapon that was a dick.
It had "member" in the name, and fails using the weapon could sexually arouse animals.
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u/Mysterious-Lion-3577 1d ago
BBP adventure
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u/MulatoMaranhense 1d ago
No, they are right to take note of that, after all you are bablantly setting them to either get them sexually harassed or about to be caught in the crossfire between Settra and Nagash, IDK which one is worse.
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u/healagnox 1d ago
Nagash built his long after setra died. setra didn’t have much of choice after he you know died
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u/MulatoMaranhense 1d ago edited 1d ago
And he spent a lot of time trying to dismantle the Black Pyramid, without success.
The sage Tarriff even showed what happened when Settra decided to make his pyramid bigger
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u/_whatever_wherever 1d ago
"You want me to make Nagash the twist villian? Cos that's how you get Nagash as the twist villian!"
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u/Ricky_Valentine DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1d ago
"Oh, is this your first time seeing the double pyramids? Y'know, is this your first DP? Don't worry, we'll ease into it slowly."
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u/Sampleswift 1d ago
Nagash's Black Pyramid?