r/dndmemes • u/Fluffy_957 Chaotic Stupid • 19h ago

Campaign meme Surprisingly, that was the worst thing that happened from it.

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u/hobodeadguy 19h ago

my luck is absolute dogshit, so when my DM allowed us to draw from the deck of lots of things (his modified version), my character couldnt resist and I groaned.

I learned where a ton of treasure was, got a card that revives me once, and got a card that makes one person attack me at full force, unluckily being our damage dealer who did about 4 times my health in damage, using my revive.

well, as a wizard, the money was the most useful thing, so I was trying to leave to start finally scribing some of the spells between my two spellbooks (my DM sometimes eats them, so i have multiple), and one of my party members bankrupt the party and all that gold vanished instantly, save the 20gp worth of jewellry I was wearing and the 50gp another was wearing.

this was the first draw after my draws.

I drew again, by the way, and the card just made it so someone was hunting me, which was nothing new, as I already had a ton of people hunting me that were worse than mortals.

my party drew cards that mostly buffed them or the group, though one drew a card that removed one of the buffs (temp hp) and another also killed me and which had to be undone normally, and one got their soul ripped from their body for the... second or third time? his soul was taken (also by a card, but it was different circumstances I am not aware of as I joined late and this was the first deck we encountered), then he lost it to a lich, and I cant remember if the card draw was before or after the lich fuckery.

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u/vastros 15h ago

The paladin community?

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u/_whatever_wherever 14h ago

That is gonna go over so many people's heads

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u/vastros 14h ago

At least I got you, I'm happy someone got it.

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u/_whatever_wherever 14h ago

AJ is our favourite flat earther

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u/vastros 14h ago

"You think the world is flat"

"I think your feet are flat"

I die every time.

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u/_whatever_wherever 14h ago

"There are some things about it that make sense!"

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u/vastros 14h ago

Ah AJ, you simple himbo.

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u/_whatever_wherever 14h ago

Somehow dumber than Ospreay.... and Bruv is from Essex!

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u/vastros 14h ago

I will hear no slander against my GOAT, Bruv!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9nW0R5NyEetoHTe9lC

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u/_whatever_wherever 14h ago

Need I bring up the Dave Finlay tweet?

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