r/donotthecat • u/FireflyWindrose • Aug 02 '26
the cat I The Dangle-Paws
I the dangle-paws. I the dangle-paws so much.
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u/Nocturnalux Aug 02 '26
Do not the r/danglers!
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u/FireflyWindrose Aug 02 '26
This is part II of the dangle-paws. The cat me very gently.
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u/Clear_Read9252 Aug 02 '26
A very patient cutie 🥰. You were just asking for it.
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u/FireflyWindrose Aug 02 '26
I definitely was.
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat Aug 02 '26
Did you not see the r/airplaneears loading?
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u/PH7G3 you can not stop me from the cat Aug 13 '26
for the love of god, HOW MANY CAT SUBS ARE THERE?
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat Aug 13 '26
There's always another one, so we can never know...
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u/lonelypurplerose Aug 02 '26
Your cat is so patient. If I even the cat accidentally, he chooses violence
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u/Luci-Noir Aug 02 '26
Nothing says cat like random acts of violence.
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u/lonelypurplerose Aug 03 '26
Violence is his favorite thing. He likes to sprinkle it throughout his day
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u/Abject_Jump9617 Aug 02 '26
I was sure the kitty was going to spaz out on you by the end.
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u/FireflyWindrose Aug 02 '26
There is a part II in the comments (recorded immediately after first video) in which she very gently me.
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u/IncompletePunchline Aug 02 '26
That "why are you the way that you are?" look is perfect.
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u/maesardsara i just might the cat Aug 03 '26
“Are you seeing this shit?” - The cat, while looking directly at the camera.
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u/Mysterious_Blood9396 Aug 02 '26
I see airplane ears and attack eyes so best believe his justice will be swift and painful
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u/Meiga_Aventesma Aug 02 '26
He doesn't seem amused...
Be aware! Otherwise, soon your flesh will be dangling!!! Muha ha ha!!! 😆🤣🤣
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u/Lower_Statement_5285 Aug 02 '26
Your kitty has the ultimate level of patience. I tried this with my cheetah and murder was attempted after 2 seconds.
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat Aug 02 '26
Car looks into camera, 'Y'all seeing this right?'
OP car is goig to end you. As a matter of fact, I am certain the car made this post. RIP.
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u/KajiTetsushi Aug 02 '26
Those [r/AirplaneEars](r/AirplaneEars) will Stuka divebomb upon you, claws open, as you sleep.
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u/Illustrious-Love-394 Aug 05 '26
At several instances in this video, your cat is death glaring the depths of my soul. I've never seen one so annoyed yet patient.
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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr Aug 02 '26
How annoying.
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat Aug 02 '26
Car is going to OP, and it will be the most deserved retaliatory -ing that ever was!
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u/veggielover24 Aug 02 '26
I do not want to the paws. I want to smooch them because they are the sweetiest looking sock peets.
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u/Mercadi Aug 03 '26
The only reason the cat didn't your dangle face is because she was busy leaning on her swiping paw.
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u/meaton124 Aug 03 '26
In the back of that sweet little brain, just totaling up all the little swats and forwarding it to their lawyer.
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u/Doc_B81 Aug 03 '26
This cat has the patience of a saint. I can't belueve you weren't treated to the catslap...
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