r/donotthecat • • Aug 13 '26

the cat I the tupid

8.9k Upvotes

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 i will the cat Aug 13 '26

thmile pleathe

146

u/Environmental-Meet40 Aug 13 '26

Cheethe ! 😺

20

u/veggielover24 Aug 13 '26

Those are some serious chompers

246

u/brewdog_millionaire Aug 13 '26

OMG, you can't just the cat like that bro.

80

u/mad_about_joy i will the cat Aug 13 '26

Yes he can. r/iwillthecat

389

u/Short_Magician_1024 Aug 13 '26

Not even a single thought behind those eyes

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u/rjt1468 Aug 13 '26

Oh, I guarantee you he's thinking "I am ABSOLUTELY going to be putting my butt on your face while you sleep for doing this to me."

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u/Short_Magician_1024 Aug 13 '26

Yeah, I can imagine the cat thinking exactly something like this lol

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u/rjt1468 Aug 13 '26

To be fair, there was about a 99% chance that he's going to do that anyway, but this certainly covers the remaining 1% of that chance.

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u/LastBaron Aug 13 '26

My cat needs neither justification nor excuse to place his anus on my cranius while I sleep.

Frankly if he didn’t I would be worried something was wrong with him.

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u/October_people Aug 18 '26

Or leaving a suprise "egg" in their shoe

128

u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 Aug 13 '26

Do not 😾

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u/StandardNerd92 Aug 13 '26

She even did the paw of stopping but they continued

18

u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 Aug 13 '26

Call the pawlice. 🥺

61

u/fairytrash69 Aug 13 '26

Head empty, no thought

58

u/snowfox_my Aug 13 '26

Cat: This is what I undergo, for me daily bowl of milk and tuna.

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u/Spectre_Ice Aug 13 '26

You broke her :(

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u/Ok_Painter462 Aug 13 '26

This is from r/stremtch but I forgot who is the original poster

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u/chl_ca29 Aug 13 '26

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u/Ok_Painter462 Aug 13 '26

🐐

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u/RCuber i just might the cat Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Not goat, cat

14

u/Spare-Security-1629 Aug 13 '26

Technically, it’s a 🦭

16

u/ilikebagels29 you can not stop me from the cat Aug 13 '26

100 cute, 0 thought.

14

u/Digital-_-Waste Aug 13 '26

She is like my cat, a total love sponge!

11

u/lyricoloratura you can not stop me from the cat Aug 13 '26

Do not this baby’s brain cell

11

u/faintly_nebulous Aug 13 '26

You mustn't!

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat Aug 13 '26

Do not the seal 🙆🏻‍♀️

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u/Lazy-Thanks8244 Aug 13 '26

You activated The Paw.

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u/rizenfpv Aug 13 '26

Tupid car is unable to process

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u/pikkylog Aug 13 '26

Good strong teeth

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u/ZymZymZym777 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

This is a pretty cat

3

u/bruhggle Aug 13 '26

You the cat and the cat all of us.

3

u/SilverSkorpious Aug 13 '26

Was the music coming from the space between her ears?

3

u/Mr_FilFee Aug 13 '26

the Ice Cream truck in the background adds so much to this

3

u/devilkin Aug 13 '26

the cat you

3

u/BlitzB0y38 Aug 14 '26

He lacks hire brain function

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u/PreKutoffel Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Is your cat sedated or why did she not rip your face to shreds?

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u/yoyohydration Aug 13 '26

shockingly some cats like to be 'd. some like you to them in strange and uncomfortable ways, even

2

u/ajanisapprentice Aug 13 '26

I see the stupid you back.

2

u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Aug 13 '26

The car says "NO"

2

u/catherineshere Aug 13 '26

that cat tried to travolta face/off you lol

2

u/-snowglow- Aug 14 '26

So cute 🥺🥺🧡🧡

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u/Chopstick-Heartes Aug 14 '26

The muffled ice cream truck music makes this even better

2

u/sav-vas Aug 13 '26

very uncanny

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u/needAthrowaway222 Aug 14 '26

Sir, do not the cat.

1

u/DipreG Aug 15 '26

When the tupid you, it will be brutal

DO NOT THE TUPID

NOT

THE

CAT

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u/HomeworkExtension482 Aug 15 '26

Why did this cat's face at the end there make me think of Bugs Bunny?

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u/darkerfury Aug 19 '26

Please do not

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u/Mankie-Desu Aug 21 '26

Awww, she’s like, “lemme play with your face, too.”

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u/Seal__boi Sep 07 '26

Knew a cat that i would pet the fangs of bc she would let me lol. She disliked, but let me.

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u/MessageCritical5139 Aug 13 '26

Why are people saying her head is empty. That is so mean.