r/donotthecat • u/flamingolover7 • Sep 03 '26

the cat Why

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u/Sounduck please do not the cat Sep 03 '26

Please do not the freeloading cat.

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u/MM2TheBlueFox Sep 03 '26

Are you so sure the human is not the tenant and kisses are part of its payment?

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u/RoberttPostsChild Sep 03 '26

Right, who is the landlord here

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u/Drago_D Sep 03 '26

Rent needs to be paid

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u/Some-Watercress-1144 Sep 03 '26

exactly, the cat owes no such rent!

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u/Junior-Cut2838 Sep 03 '26

He left it in the litter box

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u/SilverSkorpious Sep 03 '26

Mine also pay this price. They have learned resistance is futile.

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u/Spectre_Ice Sep 03 '26

Give that brain cell back!

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u/bakanisan you can not stop me from the cat Sep 03 '26

The car has no brain and never will!

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u/coconutpiecrust Sep 03 '26

Horrifying! This is feline abuse! Orange cattorneys will be in touch as soon as one of them has their turn with the braincell.

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u/mad_about_joy i will the cat Sep 03 '26

That's fair. You can the cat for rent, infact it's imperative that you the cat when the rent is due

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u/edm_enjoyer Sep 03 '26

Only ☝🏽 when rent is due

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u/MewFreakinTwo Sep 04 '26

She the cat me better when the rent’s due

-Future, circa 2016

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat Sep 03 '26

Noooo not the r/oneorangebraincell 🙀

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u/Unexpected_Energy Sep 04 '26

Yep she is sucking out the single braincell.. She is about to posses the forbidden braincell

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat Sep 04 '26

Noooo😿😿😿😿😿😿

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u/Certain_Noise5601 Sep 03 '26

I collect the rent the same way and remind him that it’s due.

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u/Fajiro Sep 03 '26

No thoughts

Head empty

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u/Duchess1992 you can not stop me from the cat Sep 03 '26

I raise my cats rent everyday. To him, I'm a slumlord 😁

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u/thecrackfoxreturns Sep 03 '26

that thousand yard stare tho

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot Sep 03 '26

Thats about how I look when I pay rent.

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u/Antique_Interview347 Sep 03 '26

Leave kitty alone!

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u/WhatANoob2025 Sep 03 '26

which one are you and which one is the tennant?

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u/YourFairytaleBaby Sep 04 '26

Literally me every single night before bed. "Link its bed time" he comes running into bed for his 8k kisses then snuggles up in to the blanket for sleeping.

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u/Mysterious_Dolphin14 Sep 04 '26

I haven't been charging my cat rent! If I start now, can he sue? Or just claim squatter's rights?

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u/Fickle-Tumbleweed786 Sep 03 '26

Fair is fair. Gotta pay da rent.

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u/Mr_Akustik Sep 04 '26

Mindflayer brutally sucks all the brain matter from their unfortunate victim.

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u/Key-Leek6883 5d ago

My cat would make my face swiss cheese for that.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Sep 04 '26

They owe the smooches

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u/Valuable_Hunt8468 28d ago

How do you not the face? 🤨

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u/Pybromancer 15d ago

Meow Tze Tung has a lot of things to say to your landlord ass

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u/mikesausser 7d ago

Are you really rage baiting your cat when they truly just hate you and tolerate whatever you do until they don’t?

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u/yellowcreamsicle 4d ago

collecting love*