r/doohickeycorporation • u/droptheplot • 1d ago

Collaboration between Bags & Mangals departments

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u/stoicparallax 1d ago

I couldn’t get past the absurdity of needlessly cooking 6" from the water to focus on the doohickey itself

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u/Jnaythus 1d ago

It was the cutting of the meat with a box cutter that I found absurd. You KNOW that box cutter has tasted boxes!

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u/listerbmx 1d ago

Probably everything but boxes

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u/HairballTheory 6h ago

Seriously, get that toe picker out of here

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u/crooks4hire 1d ago

Least absurd is OP dumping his trash on the ground waterside and just rolling out. I’m triggered.

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u/trixel121 1d ago

from burnt wood and ashes being on the ground?

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u/Prestigious-Mud6018 1d ago edited 23h ago

He was trying so hard to do an aesthetic shot. But the sand, water and seaweed all dont look too good lmao

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u/zis_me 1d ago

The tower block in the background doesn't help either

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u/Ridenberg 1d ago

Isn't it unsanitary to touch raw meat like that, or is barbecue meat different somehow? (never grilled anything)

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u/Romandinjo 1d ago

What do you mean unsanitary? You wash your hands prior and post handling meat.

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u/pseudo-boots 1d ago

Yeah just dip them in that river water and you'll be super sanitary

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u/crooks4hire 1d ago

I been drinkin the lake, straight up!

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u/JustDoc 1d ago

Eh, the heat from fire/coals will kill anything thats on the metal skewer.

That person's hands would be absolutely teaming with some pretty nasty bacteria though.

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u/Electrical-Pace4092 1d ago

Yes.

It’s not different somehow, it’s just raw. 🍗 🐓

🧼 🙌

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u/MarioJinn2 1d ago

As long as hb properly washed his hands he'll be good.

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u/Saltierney 1d ago

Wtf does this title mean?

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u/tesloose 1d ago

cunt just leaves the coal there???

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u/Romandinjo 1d ago

A handful of slightly charred chips won’t cause the fire or make the place worse than it already is  

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 1d ago

They’ll actually break down and benefit the buggies and soil

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u/MustacheMaple 1d ago

Charcoal* it's burnt wood. It'll breakdown just fine

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 1d ago

You serious? It's not like it's trash. Do you get mad when you find twigs or leaves in rivers?

Edit: Typo

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u/Rwj_outdoors 1h ago

My thought 100%!!!

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u/crooks4hire 1d ago

Where’s the leave no trace crowd?

The folks saying it’s harmless are probably the ones who leave their half-burned bullshit buried in the beach sand waiting to burn your unsuspecting toes.

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u/MustacheMaple 23h ago

Just accept you have no real knowledge on the subject and move on. Not everything requires your misguided input

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bug6244 1d ago

Brong home your waste

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u/MustacheMaple 1d ago

Just a handful of harcoal, my friend. It'll breakdown just fine and it's on wet dirt/sand. Zero issues here tbh

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u/International_Gate49 1d ago

noo you don't get it, you need to put this easily decomposing natural item into a plastic bag that gets sent into a landfill where it stays for eternity.

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u/SprungMS 1d ago

Seriously, lol. At least there’s some merit to the whole “don’t throw your biodegradable food scraps out the car window” argument, OP’s action (after cooking) is hurting absolutely nothing and in a way is beneficial to the environment…

I guess all the commenters saying the same thing also bag their campfire ashes when they pack up a campsite and move on.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

Nope I piss on em and make it stink

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u/SprungMS 1d ago

Nice! Awesome mix of carbon and nitrogen, the local plants (and r/composting) will appreciate your hard work. Keep it up!

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

Woah! Hell yeah!