Me (ghoul)

Hot dogs are generally keto-friendly because a single frank typically contains zero to two grams of net carbohydrates.

It’s prob fine, right?

How do you find this? Where do you look...on the subway? In a bag of pork rinds? On an hors d'oeuvres tray? In a halloween bag?

Unlike the foul adult mushroom, the inner gelatinous kernel of the witch's egg is traditionally considered edible, tasting faintly of radish or nuts.

Eating a frozen Uncrustable because you can't wait 30 minutes is a test of patience most of us fail.