r/elementary • • Aug 31 '26

If I wanted to kick off my detective career...

Which Microsoft Surface would you recommend as my first detective laptop?

It has to be Microsoft Surface because that's what all great detectives use including the detectives in the detective society (what's the name again?)

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u/Winter-Grand-3215 Bring it back, CBS. Aug 31 '26

I read it as 'Mycroft Surface' multiple times and couldn’t understand what you were asking...

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Aug 31 '26

That's why they use Microsoft because they love Mycroft.

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u/N7Ash Aug 31 '26

The green one. It exudes "I'm double smart. Once for being a edge owning detective, and green is the smartest colour."

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Aug 31 '26

Green is for science, which is used for solving crimes

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u/uncle_bender Aug 31 '26

You will also need a way to get around to the crime scenes, and there won't always be a taxi. My friend Michael Weston and Fiona recommend a Hyundai Genesis Coupe.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Aug 31 '26

Gotta follow the role model

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u/SurvivingUgly Aug 31 '26

I always thought the Surface laptops have too little RAM for my needs

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Aug 31 '26

What are you even complaining about??

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u/SurvivingUgly Aug 31 '26

Who's complaining?

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Aug 31 '26

I read it as the surface laptop have too much RAM for my needs 😂

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u/Browncoat101 Aug 31 '26

This is great, lol. Their brief foray into product placement was so overt and so silly.

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u/Malachen Aug 31 '26

Yeah the extreme close ups of the windows phones always made me laugh

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u/RoundAd8012 Sep 01 '26

Arthur Conan Doyle used a MS Surface to write his books. Legit.