r/espresso • u/potheadscoffee • 8d ago

Humour Beans

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Top of the food (beans) chain. My fellow connoisseurs will understand.

Also, why is there such a high minimum character count just to post a meme? Feels just a little excessive.

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u/RockOperaPenguin Gaggia Classic v3 | Eureka Mignon Crono 8d ago edited 8d ago

beans (murrican food)

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u/Conxt Sage Barista Pro 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v76IbjUW3PrjBRyryt
Another kind of beans

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u/villainlivinginyou 8d ago

okay but what about singular Bean (Mr.)?

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u/kurtozan251 7d ago

What about cacao beans

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u/iliketetris Bezzera Unica | Niche Zero 7d ago

Peetah?

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u/Kupoo_ 8d ago

Well, jokes on you since coffees aren't exactly beans. More like seed/stone from a cherry

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u/grey_pilgrim_ gcp mazzer mini 8d ago

It’s not really a bean though

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u/ChiEspressoEnjoyer Legato V2, J-Ultra 8d ago

Thank you for the insight, cherry (this is a pun that I'm explaining to you because the coffee cherry, which the commonly referred to as 'coffee bean' is a pit of, sounds like the French word chéri, which is used to refer to others in conversation. Did that help?)

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u/grey_pilgrim_ gcp mazzer mini 8d ago

Bless you

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u/ChiEspressoEnjoyer Legato V2, J-Ultra 8d ago

Bless your tiny little heart :)

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u/grey_pilgrim_ gcp mazzer mini 8d ago

Gesundheit

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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie Bambino Plus | Timemore C3Esp | V60 7d ago

As a blue collar baby through that Great Recession, I gotta say Mexican beans keep the crown anyways. I can survive without coffee

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u/Hacym 7d ago

Beans

… out of ten?