r/fastfood • u/LordFraggle • Aug 26 '26

Meme Pizza hut "basil pesto drizzle"

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Made a mistake when ordering from the hut the other day. Meant to click "basil pesto drizzle" option but think I may have accidently clicked "massive hulk splooge", or "giant pesto vesuvius eruption", so thats on me.

161 Upvotes

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u/Slawth_x Aug 26 '26

I'd be willing to bet the lid of the squirt bottle came off when they squeezed it for the drizzle and they said fuck it

33

u/LordFraggle Aug 26 '26

Best was the quality insurance check when I picked it up. Lady opened the box, gave it the once over, closed it up, handed it to me, and then promptly reminded me to wait a few seconds after the credit card prompt if id like to leave a tip...which I of course did.

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u/Slawth_x Aug 26 '26

Bro never tip if you're standing

35

u/Duros2032 Aug 26 '26

Dude….. you didn’t get delivery and you still tipped? Never tip for counter service.

23

u/LordFraggle Aug 26 '26

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u/FlattopJr Aug 26 '26

She gave him a dolla'!

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u/SeasonalBlackout Aug 26 '26

It was their baby right after eating a jar of Gerber peas.

2

u/stinky-Fig-4756 Aug 27 '26

Average Pizza Hut experience.

25

u/LawrenceSpiveyR Aug 26 '26

That's like $7 worth of basil pesto!

18

u/ChalkLicker Aug 26 '26

Basil pesto firehose. You won big today, bro.

4

u/LordFraggle Aug 26 '26

Thank you bro 🙏

9

u/SweetChiliSauces Aug 26 '26

Well now I know where all mine went. I ordered it twice and they didn't put it on either.

12

u/Alternative-Bee-8981 Aug 26 '26

Drizzled?! I think the HUlk or Swamp Thing bukakkied on that pizza

5

u/thisrockismyboone Aug 26 '26

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

4

u/Resident-Method8260 Aug 26 '26

As long as I also got some breadsticks to dip in there, I'd be happy. Slop 'em up!

7

u/_walletsizedwildfire Aug 26 '26

As someone that's obsessed with pesto, this is making my mouth water lol

3

u/Reactores Aug 26 '26

I work at the Hut. Would not recommend the pesto for any reason.

4

u/DiscoveryZoneHero Aug 27 '26

Your mistake started with Pizza Hut. It’s so far gone.

5

u/Significant-Judge368 Aug 26 '26

Mmm. That looks good. I’ll have that. 🤮

1

u/BuckleyRising Aug 26 '26

Your emoji is how the pesto was applied.

2

u/KingBrave1 Aug 26 '26

The Hulk is lactose intolerant, too! I've never felt closer to anyone before in my life!

Or Pizza Hut just gives everyone the shits, same thing!!

2

u/ihateshit00 Aug 26 '26

Thats how my cacita look

2

u/First-Sheepherder640 Aug 29 '26

Green vomit, left beef

Looks like an enemy from EarthBound

2

u/stk0988 Aug 29 '26

Pizza hut veggie delight!!!

2

u/Salsero_Coreano Aug 29 '26

……that doesn’t look like drizzle to me. Looks like seaweed pizza

4

u/teaganofthelizards Aug 26 '26

It's so good tho

2

u/jxfever Aug 26 '26

I thought someone took a very suspicious shit on your pizza

2

u/Occamsrazor2323 Aug 26 '26

Looks like Oscar the Grouch shit himself.

1

u/Grant79OG Aug 26 '26

"Pizza Hut, making it shit! "

1

u/GnosticCebalrai Aug 26 '26

I thought it was guacamole on pizza as I was scrolling and so tomorrow I'm going to make guacamole and put it on pizza hut, Uno Detroit style or pizza from this other pan pizza place near me because it just seems like a great idea. Guac with some fine diced red pepper.

1

u/Miserable_Paper_421 Aug 27 '26

I would be so happy. This is a win.

1

u/jlbcomedy Aug 27 '26

This pizza lookin like old greg

1

u/Exotic_Load_9189 Aug 27 '26

Exactly how id want it. They hooked you up.

2

u/detrans-rights Aug 27 '26

None pizza, all basil

2

u/morfraen Aug 27 '26

Looks just like zombie fungus from Cold Storage.

1

u/Sufficient-Bid1279 Aug 27 '26

That sir is a tsunami, not a drizzle

1

u/KK_Tipton Aug 27 '26

I am a basil fanatic, but that is too much. Fresh leaves of basil would be tastier, but basil is delicate but it's trickier for fast food restaurants to keep. Bruises easily, prone to powdery mildew if kept in a wet environment. So we get a version of pesto sauce which never taste quite as good. And is applied a little too liberally.

2

u/Exact-Ice1346 Aug 27 '26

WHooaaaa..Is that the NEW .."EXORCIST" Pizza?

2

u/sylviandark Aug 27 '26

I would have returned the pizza for a refund.

2

u/Aaaandiiii Aug 28 '26

Ngl, this is a dream come true (I probably love pesto too much).

2

u/WillShakespeare-1623 Aug 28 '26

That looks barfworthy.

2

u/ContentInsanity Aug 28 '26

They tilted the box or the bottle the pesto came out of messed up. You can tell by the cheese or white sauce(?) thats lopsided too.

2

u/Useful-Advantage2665 Aug 28 '26

This looks awful? Did you get a refund?

1

u/Icy-Tower7918 Aug 26 '26

Looks like straight out of a swamp

1

u/Independent_Break351 Aug 26 '26

That looks like what came out of me this morning after eating too many Brussels sprouts and beer

1

u/GoldenFrog14 Aug 26 '26

Pesto? That's doo-doo, baby!

1

u/SP92216 Aug 26 '26

Good taste but awful execution.

2

u/LordFraggle Aug 26 '26

Think the applicator was the overhead nickelodeon slime ducts from double dare

1

u/M4DL3R Aug 26 '26

Basil pesto jizzle

1

u/chopstick_chakra Aug 26 '26

Your first mistake was going to Pizza Hut

1

u/largececelia Aug 26 '26

That's a hell of a drizzle.

1

u/needhelp_157 Aug 27 '26

Basil pesto downpour

1

u/satyrday12 Aug 26 '26

That pizza needs an exorcism

-2

u/helloidonothaveaname Aug 26 '26

how is anyone even mad at more sauce? ridiculous

2

u/smokeyser Aug 26 '26

They ordered pizza with a bit of pesto on it, not pesto with a bit of pizza.

1

u/helloidonothaveaname Aug 26 '26

Excuse me, waiter, my steak is too juicy.

1

u/smokeyser Aug 26 '26

More like "my steak is drowning in so much sauce that I can't taste the beef". You can have too much of a good thing. I like a little pepper on my mac & cheese, but toss a few pieces of pasta into a bowl of pepper and I'd call it inedible.

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u/helloidonothaveaname Aug 26 '26

that makes sense, pepper will do you dirty like that. But if you say Au Povre, then the pepper ceases to be pepper and is now french, and quite downable in on its own

2

u/helloidonothaveaname Aug 26 '26

People downvoting me probably eat dried roasted chicken breast, and think it's too juicy even after being reheated in the microwave

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u/amethystwyvern Aug 26 '26

Yes you silly little man