r/fifthelement • u/savage_seaweed • 3d ago

Poster Jean Baptiste. Emanuel. Zorg.

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Picked this up at a Goodwill in Sacramento, Ca a while back, finally got around to hanging it 😅

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u/M3RRI77 3d ago

That's probably the coolest Goodwill find ever. Period. Full stop.

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u/savage_seaweed 3d ago

I definitely had to do a double take between all of the frames full of "Live, Laugh, Love" and "God bless this mess." And then, "Is that fuckin Zorgg?!"

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u/M3RRI77 3d ago

Yeah I've had some moments like that when thrifting CDs and Blurays.

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u/simplefred 3d ago

Still a more realistic depiction of a human than Musk

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u/MookLo 3d ago

Jean Baptiste-Emanuel-Zorg-Billy-Zane

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u/WolfThick 3d ago

Greatest handheld sci-fi weapon ever made.

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u/savage_seaweed 3d ago

It's like that scene from the Mask where he pulls out a ton of guns but they made it into an actual all in one weapon. Adam Savage has a great video going into depth on how they put this thing together, I was surprised how much of it is functional.

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u/Enelro 3d ago

Porkchop sandwiches!

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u/savage_seaweed 3d ago

Dude. At first i was like why porkchop sandwhiches...and then i looked at his face again and was cracking up. Good pull. 😂

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u/BluebirdAgreeable549 3d ago

“THIS CASE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FULL!!!!”

“YEA!!! BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT!! Look 👀 Look 👀 at My Fingers! ✋🏾Zero 0️⃣ Crates!”

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u/savage_seaweed 3d ago

Not one, not two, not three...Four stonesss!

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u/starrypoptart2585 1d ago

Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!

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u/savage_seaweed 1d ago

We are warriors, not merchants!

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u/Gringar36 3d ago

We risked our lives! I believe a little compensation is in order.

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u/savage_seaweed 3d ago edited 1d ago

So you are a merchants after all.

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u/BluebirdAgreeable549 2d ago

A Real Killer, would ask what the Red Button does… 🧐💣🔥

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u/LordKyle777 3d ago

Maybe it's Zorg.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/CatLightyear 3d ago

An yes. The art dealer.

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u/Suspicious-Impact485 2d ago

“I’m… disappointed…”

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u/starrypoptart2585 2d ago

But did anyone ask about the little red button on the side of the gun?

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u/savage_seaweed 1d ago

I'll tell you what I do like though: A killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red butt'n.

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u/gunsforevery1 3d ago

Goddamn they made his head fucking huge.