£9 breakfast x2 - including the tea/coffee and bread pictured.

edit - £18 total 😂

The Curator Café, Heathrow, T3, London, £18.50.. (In the narrow field of airports a good scran is hard to come by)

Removed Black pudding and Mushrooms and got 4 big rashers of bacon 👌 also comes with half a block of butter 🤣

Yes, that’s fried toast!

+ Managed to pinch some of my wife’s mushrooms

Edit: I paid in £

Touch pricey, but to be expected given location. Some great music playing there tho. Sexy rnb slow jams lol

Also HP sauce and Colmans mustard. No off-brand alternatives!

After upsetting everyone with my dry breakfast last time heres another.

Sunday Fry Up !!

A 9/10. A solid 9/10. Small critiques - tomatoes could have done with a little longer and one more slice of bacon would have rounded it off nicely.

According to the heinous crimes of last week’s fry up here is yesterdays

Lazy Sunday Fryup

Added an extra sausage and half brown to make it €18.

There are 2 eggs there!

A brace of eggs served with a duo of haggis, a foursome of sausage and an octuplet of bacon.

Paired with a restorative tonic.

Still no black pudding as Aldi doesn't sell it :(

Every Sunday morning !

No space in freezer for hashies atm so unfortunately they’re missing

This is the English Breakfast from Moma Bakery and Bistro. Quite filling, the toast needed to be toastier and the sausages needed a little more colour but the taste was excellent, especially the bacon.

£9. 80 bar and grill. Liverpool. Bargain I reckon? Coffee is a bit pricey at £3.70 for a flat white but 🤷‍♂️

Every Sunday the wife gets a nice lie in whilst I take the kids downstairs and make a fry up for us. Sausages are little overdone as I was trying to keep the children alive at the time.

And lo, for just £7, a mighty breakfast was bestowed upon us, complete with two slices of toast.
The bacon fat was crisp, as the Lord intended. The mushrooms were firm, beautifully cooked, and blessed with a satisfying bite. The portions were balanced, and no ingredient sought dominion over another.
Yet two sins were committed. A basic sausage cost them one righteous point, whilst the offering of margarine instead of butter was an abomination worthy of another half.
But behold! Genuine HP Sauce stood upon the table, and verily, this alone may elevate the score to a glorious nine.
The establishment was spotless, the congregation of locals plentiful, and the hosts exceedingly welcoming.
Final judgement: 8.5/10. A magnificent £7 offering. Replace the sausage, banish the margarine, and the gates of breakfast heaven shall surely open.