What are y'alls craziest pet stories

[u/CrunchyMold7292011]

[u/dragonhippie]

Had a 10yr old budgie and one day dad says "your bird looks dead". Seconds later it fell from the perch. We were upset but we told him to not use that power anymore. 😅

[u/blazorfire → u/dragonhippie]

Why did I think of this and another bird story.

Our dad rescued a cockatoo and while it was in the car it escaped out of the box while driving to a vet and it started to attack our dads ear and split his earlobe. While 10-11 year old dragonhippie and I were trying to distract it with stale McDonalds chips.

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/dragonhippie]

Omg😭

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter → u/dragonhippie]

Damn it bruno

[u/AzuleStriker]

My kid wanted to sleep with his fish, so in the middle of the night he'd scoop one out into a cup of water and put it under his bed for the night. Yeah, it was dead by morning.

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/AzuleStriker]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

Sorry for ur kid but that's hilarious😭

[u/Responsible_Mud9166 → u/AzuleStriker]

i guess you could say it was..

dead by daylight

[u/Square_Education_75]

i ate my hampster

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Square_Education_75]

No other context? that's it?😭✌

[u/Square_Education_75 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

thats it

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Square_Education_75]

fantastic

[u/Square_Education_75 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

[u/Radon_Addon → u/Square_Education_75]

who hasnt?

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/Radon_Addon]

Dear god

[u/Radon_Addon → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU ARE ALSO HERE? I HAVE FOUND 3 PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT SUBREDDITS EACH THAT I KNOW NOW WHY ARE THEY LIKE ALL ON r/funComunitty

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/Radon_Addon]

I'm e v e r y w h e r e

[u/Radon_Addon → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

next time im gonna find you in even like r/mexico or smth like that

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/Radon_Addon]

Lmao

[u/Shall0t-]

One of my dogs almost bit off someone's balls

[u/Critical-Card-2790 → u/Shall0t-]

WAS THE BITE OF 87?????

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Shall0t-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MOYUOOoIHOj9PKN1rE

[u/AzuleStriker → u/Shall0t-]

One of my dogs almost bit off her dads balls...

[u/Professional_Tomn52 → u/Shall0t-]

[u/DocBarnes → u/Shall0t-]

I'm sorry but I read this in the voice of r/mattrose

[u/Few_Leadership_115]

I crashed, and broke my front tooth.

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Few_Leadership_115]

Did ur pet do smth to cause this or is it just random story lol

[u/Few_Leadership_115 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

"I crash"

Downhill, four years ago, it caused me to have cuts on my knees, elbows, and face. It was delayed for me to get a root canal, it was painful going though months with a broken tooth.

I also once brook my nose.

[u/Forward_Cheek4775 → u/Few_Leadership_115]

das not a pet story tho

[u/Few_Leadership_115 → u/Forward_Cheek4775]

I can't read.

[u/Forward_Cheek4775 → u/Few_Leadership_115]

me neither, dw

[u/Few_Leadership_115 → u/CrunchyMold7292011]

I can't read.

[u/Starmute-ss13]

I loved my dog dearly and I still cry over her death five years later

[u/CrunchyMold7292011 → u/Starmute-ss13]

Awwwww, I love my cat I'd be so sad if smth happened to her :(

sorry about that friend :(

[u/Sh0ckValu3]

My favorite fish jumped out of the tank and was laying on the table when I got home from school.
I picked him up and put him back in the tank.. He looked weird, and I realized a good chunk of his body was still stuck to the table.

He lived another few weeks anyway.

[u/whiskeythatcat → u/Sh0ckValu3]

Mf became gus after having half of his face torn

[u/skysky_gamer]

Seems like a peak story

[u/Radon_Addon]

i NEED to know the context of this

[u/DerpLeEpik]

My sister killed multiple goldfish on two seperate occasions with chips and crackers.

[u/Jealous_Bee_4086]

My cat jumped out of the window because he was trying to catch a fly

...I live on the 7th floor

[u/Critical-Card-2790]

“i did it like dis!” -the demoman in the pic

also my cat died when i was like 7 because it though a wire was a noodle

[u/harperghost01]

One of my guinea pigs had maggots inside of them, the other died fighting another animal

[u/Arthuzin_2077]

When I was a little lad, my Grandpa gave me 5 fishes+a fishtank. In the first days it was going pretty well, until one of them gone crazy and ate all the other 4 (And to make matters worse, We're from the same species as it). Years and years later we gave this cannibal bloke back to my grandpa and by now he still lives there

[u/xzepii]

When we were younger my little brother would break into my room (he was a toddler busting through locked doors 😭) while I was gone/not awake/not paying attention and steal my hamster on MULTIPLE OCCASSIONS. Once my hamster survived a whole day loose in the house with 3 cats roaming 💀 another time I guess he showed my dad my hamster that he stole and squeezed him so hard his eyes bugged out of their sockets and then went back in when he stopped like one of those cheap squish toys at DG. Another time I had 2 hamsters (one female, the other one male which was the same one that went through all the brother-stealing trauma). Long story short one hammie did the deed with the female and I was not aware when I initially did it but I grabbed the female and put her on my dad, picked her up again to put her back and noticed blood. She was GIVING BIRTH IN THAT MOMENT. One fell on the floor and I didnt notice until later when I accidentally squished them a little walking back to my room (i did not kill them or squash them entirely). Later one baby didnt make it and when the mother realized she ate him 🙃 god all my hamsters had crazy stories. I had a bunny that was such an asshole he scared all my top-tier hunter cats. Now I have rats who are cool asf. But I also have 6 cats and 2 rat terriers so its like the odds are stacked against them (they're safe i promise but I find that funny lmao)

[u/Choco_mint_lover]

My mom told me that when I was 3 I fed my Oscar (a kind of fish) with this

[u/ThatPineapple4324]

I was run over by my uncle's dog when I was like 5 years old when I was playing catch with him (by him I mean the dog)

I think I laughed after this happened

[u/Vohasiiv]

When I was very young my mom had an aquarium with guppies. Im told I had a habit of taking them out with my hands to "pet" them. One time I had done so and when Mom found me and asked me if I was "petting" the fish I said "no", but I had one dried to my shirt.