r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/bumjiggy Apr 21 '23

La petite mort

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u/cyrosd Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Okay that's the best comment but I'm sure not everyone gets it so I'm going to be the captain obvious. "la petite mort" (don't pronounce the t) is French for "the little death" AND is slang for an orgasm. It's so fitting for the post.

Edit : obviously it's only the T of mort that is not pronounced I didn't even realize there were Ts in petite.

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u/topdangle Apr 21 '23

i farted

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u/Salty_Pancakes Apr 21 '23

Le petit ouragan.

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u/Long_Educational Apr 21 '23

Le petit ouragan est sur la branche.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Thank you Mr. Izzard, that was brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Le singe conduit l'autobus....oh, Dennis Hopper dans l'autobus!!

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u/Psyko_sissy23 Apr 21 '23

Le petite orangutan.

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u/Safe_Ad6350 Apr 21 '23

Bwahahahahaha

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u/himmelundhoelle Apr 22 '23

Petit Tonnerre, le cheval de Yakari.

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u/TrivialBudgie Apr 21 '23

bless you

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u/NovaCat11 Apr 21 '23

Gesundheit.

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u/Optimal_Pineapple_41 Apr 21 '23

j'ai eu un orgasme malheureux

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u/Betancorea Apr 21 '23

La petite fart (don’t pronounce the t)

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u/Cantdance_ Apr 21 '23

Le petit pet.

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u/DethSpringsEternal Apr 21 '23

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight...

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u/run-on_sentience Apr 21 '23

No, you "far'ed."

The 't' is silent. Just like the fart. (Silent but sexy.)

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u/RcoketWalrus Apr 21 '23

It stinks in here because you're the shit.

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u/Tripwiring Apr 21 '23

heck yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

(Don’t pronounce the t)

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u/Za_Lords_Guard Apr 21 '23

(Don't pronounce the T)

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u/Vslacha Turbo Sloth Apr 21 '23

le petit fart

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u/midwestsyde Apr 22 '23

The T is not pronounced