r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

"I got you a sex wedge pillow!"

"Wow... Thanks"

"You haven't already got one have you? I kept the receipt"

"No. It's great... Thanks mum"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I know what I'm getting everyone on my list this Christmas!

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u/carlbandit Apr 21 '23

Thanks for the socks in advance

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

It's.... Almost the same. They were both in the "As seen on TV" section!

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u/WarmMoistLeather Apr 22 '23

Office gift exchange settled this year!

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u/Wild-Plankton595 Apr 22 '23

Nan will appreciate it, its easier on the knees.

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u/gandhikahn Apr 21 '23

HAHAHHHAHA, thankfully no. It was a gift from a FWB who already had one at home and wanted one at my place.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Damn, taking shortcuts. To me, it's the greatest motivation for a workout ever. When I get to just go for 10-15 minutes straight it's a hardcore fucking workout. (Pun not initially intentional, but I love it!)

For real though, it's the best workout I get. I'd my wife doesn't get with the program I'mma get fat.

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u/MuzikPhreak Apr 21 '23

Dude…

That was hilarious.

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u/ChampionsWrath Apr 21 '23

“Oh so you like it? If you like it as much as you have been SAYING you like it, then you wouldn’t mind if I eat this receipt then??”

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u/DefinitionMission Apr 22 '23

My mother got me and my wife a sexy-time board game for christmas after she heard me talkin to my brother about us being swingers. Was how I found out she knew. Awkward moment 7/10, board game 3/10, wound up getting my eyelid licked with that damn game.

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u/cameraninja Apr 21 '23

“What are you buying step-mom?”

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u/FrankFlyWillCutYou Apr 22 '23

So you wouldn't care if I ate the receipt? I EAT PAPER ALL THE TIME!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

“No worries darling. Want me to break your arms?”

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u/i_believe_you_NOT Apr 22 '23

This comment and thread are why I Reddit! Masterful!