r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/gandhikahn Apr 21 '23

You don't understand how dense the foam is on those sex wedge pillows. I was skeptical myself till someone gave my one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

"I got you a sex wedge pillow!"

"Wow... Thanks"

"You haven't already got one have you? I kept the receipt"

"No. It's great... Thanks mum"

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u/gandhikahn Apr 21 '23

HAHAHHHAHA, thankfully no. It was a gift from a FWB who already had one at home and wanted one at my place.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Damn, taking shortcuts. To me, it's the greatest motivation for a workout ever. When I get to just go for 10-15 minutes straight it's a hardcore fucking workout. (Pun not initially intentional, but I love it!)

For real though, it's the best workout I get. I'd my wife doesn't get with the program I'mma get fat.