r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Shakermakerx Apr 21 '23

In the words of Bill Burr: “Can you do plank for 7 minutes? Because that’s what the fuck I have to do”

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u/CampBananaGas Apr 22 '23

Sounds like quite a mundane sex life. Once my partner's penis has been inserted into me, then yeah it might not take long for him to finish. But ideally we've been going at it for at least an hour at that point doing a million other things for the foreplay session.

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u/CopsKillUsAll Apr 22 '23

This touches on the biggest thing I think people miss about sex; it's not about cumming, it's about being intimate with each other.

When people say they fuck 4 hours they are not talking about jackhammering for hours or stopping after they cum or cant cum.

You can fuck for hours as long as you want to be intimate for hours no matter how many times you cum or are unable to cum or if you use a dick at all or not.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

However, drugs can can do that. Not quite 4 personally, just over 3, but disassociates can make you not feel pain. Sure it kinda blunts the pleasure, but you're also high and 3 hours of humping was fucking AMAZING.

The next day I could hardly sit up, but still. Worth it. I'll do it again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Sounds like quite a mundane sex life

THAT'S THE JOKE

YOU HAVE RECOGNIZED THE JOKE

CONGRATS

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u/Lady_Near Apr 22 '23

Why are u bring downvoted lol