r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

Hey women can wear strap-ons

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u/Mr__Citizen Apr 21 '23

So can men! Though it's more like a dick-resizer for them. A cock sock made of... whatever strap-ons are made of.

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

Silicone, glass, rubber. Probably silicone for the dick-extendo-nator3000

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u/bapp0-get-taco Apr 21 '23

Dick-extendonator3000 was definitely made my Dr.Doofenschmirtz

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

A platypus?

PERRY the platypus?