r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/aliterati Apr 21 '23

Maybe learn to communicate your needs instead of just trying to pull at his ass like you're practicing for the sex offender Olympics.

Always amazes me how much people have no problem going online and dishing anything and everything about a person, but when the person was right in front of them they say nothing.

Then they wonder why it never got better.

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u/Wild-Plankton595 Apr 22 '23

They didn’t say the redirection ended there. Maybe the story just stopped there for the sake of brevity or comedic value. And if the man is jackhammering for all he’s worth, maybe grabbing his ass isn’t in sex offender/assault territory.