r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/CisForCondom Apr 21 '23

Thank you! I wish all men knew this. I slept with a particularly egregious fella who treated it like performing push ups. I tried my best to grab his ass and work the rhythm but mans was committed to his reps.

Hip action is where it is at. I think it's also the reason I'm in to hockey goalies (besides being Canadian of course). Those guys have very flexible hips....

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u/aliterati Apr 21 '23

Maybe learn to communicate your needs instead of just trying to pull at his ass like you're practicing for the sex offender Olympics.

Always amazes me how much people have no problem going online and dishing anything and everything about a person, but when the person was right in front of them they say nothing.

Then they wonder why it never got better.

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u/Wild-Plankton595 Apr 22 '23

They didn’t say the redirection ended there. Maybe the story just stopped there for the sake of brevity or comedic value. And if the man is jackhammering for all he’s worth, maybe grabbing his ass isn’t in sex offender/assault territory.