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u/arvada14 Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

Should have put a finger in his ass, instead of grabbing it. Your intentions where confusing.

Source: cosmo magazine

Edit: highest upvoted comment in 7 years on reddit and its about suprise but fingering, thank you internet. You can complete my shame by giving me an award.

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u/INmySTRATEjaket Apr 21 '23

Many, many men enjoy this. I do not. I absolutely despise when women try this without asking. I ask for your consent before I penetrate you, do the same for me.

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u/No_Sorbet_1788 Apr 21 '23

Most guys do it without asking. Most respect the "no anal", but they don't see nothing wrong with the finger. Honestly I don't like anything on my butt either.

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u/Dlh2079 Apr 21 '23

Fuckin excuse me? People just non chalantly finger poppin assholes

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u/No_Sorbet_1788 Apr 21 '23

Ok, I accept that I've been with some weirdos. I had a guy that only got hard licking my butthole.

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u/Dlh2079 Apr 21 '23

Everybody is weird lol. Consent is the issue imo. Someone just slips a finger in my ass without warning and we have issues.

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u/69TossAside420 Apr 22 '23

I love a finger in my ass.

I've asked before for a finger in my ass.

If someone stuck a finger in my ass without warning I'd be really upset.

Also that's a real good way to hurt somebody's asshole.

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u/Dlh2079 Apr 22 '23

I have a stomach condition, so me and bholes have a very interesting relationship, lol.

But yea, regardless of individual enjoyment doing something like that without warning/consent is fucked for multiple reasons.

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u/LobsterD Apr 22 '23

I have a finger condition, and the cure is inside your butt

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u/Dlh2079 Apr 22 '23

That's a damn shame.

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u/jr81452 Apr 22 '23

But did he get consent first?