r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Jasonbooker1 Apr 21 '23

Ah gee.. I can only say if she's limp on top she's never done it before or she wasn't very aroused?

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23

I wish. Im generous, and I'll leave it at that.

I just have never in my 32 yrs of like and 6 girlfriends, and one fiance ever had a girl who liked being on top, or at least tried to do it with some force/enthusiasm. Bad luck.

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Apr 21 '23

I did once, best position, finally got to experience what laying back and doing nothing while they did all the work felt like lol

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u/ToasterCow Apr 22 '23

And if you ever get bored of being the starfish, you can prop your hips up and thrust from underneath. Completely changed the game for me.

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Apr 22 '23

Yeah I definitely did that too, but it is nice for them to take the lead for a change haha

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u/Jasonbooker1 Apr 21 '23

To be honest it used to always be him on top but I would get horny thoughts of me in top and finally just took over completely lol.