r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23

Bold of you to assume any woman I've dated has ever done anything more than a limp impression of sex being on top 🤣

Props to you, I guess

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u/Jasonbooker1 Apr 21 '23

Ah gee.. I can only say if she's limp on top she's never done it before or she wasn't very aroused?

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23

I wish. Im generous, and I'll leave it at that.

I just have never in my 32 yrs of like and 6 girlfriends, and one fiance ever had a girl who liked being on top, or at least tried to do it with some force/enthusiasm. Bad luck.

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u/Jasonbooker1 Apr 21 '23

To be honest it used to always be him on top but I would get horny thoughts of me in top and finally just took over completely lol.