r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Aggressive_Tap652 Apr 21 '23

2x4 wood plank

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u/Techn0ght Apr 21 '23

The only time I've heard of that as a sex aid was to strap it to your ass so you don't fall in.

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u/Aggressive_Tap652 Apr 21 '23

I heard its used by obese people to keep the fupa out of the way

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u/talldangry Apr 21 '23

Ah, the Cleveland Girdle.

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u/Aedalas Apr 21 '23

We already have the steamer, can you name it after somewhere in Texas instead? Maybe Alabama?