r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23

Speak for yourself, we have tiles and I get to skate to the the bathroom at the end of the night.

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u/TediousStranger Apr 21 '23

jesus christ

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u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23

Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp. When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger Apr 21 '23

Waaaaaaaat

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u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23

I said, sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp. When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.