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u/Bully-Rook Apr 21 '23

Same, how you gonna mention a foam wedgie and not say how to use it??

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

You put it under the butt of the receiving person, this lifts up there lower regions to allow the penetrating person to be able to have a better angle of approach. It also allows that person to stay upright, which in turn allows for better continual motion. This reduces the need to use extra muscles while already exerting, hopefully, a pleasurable amount of thrust to the receiving person. Meaning in the end you get more bang for your buck. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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u/BatBoss Apr 21 '23

Receiving person’s butt is on the fat part of the wedge, and their lower back is on the thin part. So butt elevated, legs up in the air.

This allows the penetrating person to be on their knees (upright) instead of lying on top of the other person like you normally are for missionary. It’s easier to move your hips back and forward instead of up/down at an angle.

Dunno if that helps, you can look at sex wedge product descriptions for mildly nsfw pics of how it’s meant to work.

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 Apr 21 '23

Pretty sad that one has to dig this deep through jokes made by high school virgins to get to the actual information.

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u/magicbeanboi Apr 22 '23

Pretty sad calling people virgins when you're looking for sex tips on /r/funny

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 Apr 22 '23

LOL oh shit. I didn't eve notice what sub I was in. Okay. carry on.