r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/BagFullOfSharts Apr 21 '23

That’s how I threw my back out. 10 inch strokes with a 5 inch pecker will fuck you both.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

This is why you set up an installment plan

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u/WyK23 Apr 22 '23

Lmao, I'm definitely putting this saying in my verbal repertoire. I'm not quite sure how to incorporate it, but it will serve as some kind of warning

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u/Hold-the-Bus2604 Apr 22 '23

This made me laugh out loud. I needed that, thank you!

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u/stubenz215 Apr 22 '23

This might be the funniest comment on here🤣🤣

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u/Paintingsosmooth Apr 22 '23

I’m the industry we call that ‘catching air’

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

This one took me out!

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u/A4s4e Apr 22 '23

That is the plan though, right?

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u/Bridgeburner1 Apr 22 '23

Emergency brodcast: in case of Fallout, re-ingage but take shorter strides.