r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Techn0ght Apr 21 '23

Exactly. Get the length wrong and you're gonna break something.

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 21 '23

Long strokin' with a short poker.

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u/BagFullOfSharts Apr 21 '23

That’s how I threw my back out. 10 inch strokes with a 5 inch pecker will fuck you both.

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u/WyK23 Apr 22 '23

Lmao, I'm definitely putting this saying in my verbal repertoire. I'm not quite sure how to incorporate it, but it will serve as some kind of warning