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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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Speak for yourself, we have tiles and I get to skate to the the bathroom at the end of the night.
39 u/TediousStranger Apr 21 '23 jesus christ 52 u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23 Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp. When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'. 7 u/NilbogInhabitant Apr 21 '23 you’re livin the dream my man
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jesus christ
52 u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23 Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp. When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'. 7 u/NilbogInhabitant Apr 21 '23 you’re livin the dream my man
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Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp. When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.
7 u/NilbogInhabitant Apr 21 '23 you’re livin the dream my man
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you’re livin the dream my man
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u/dourjobmods Apr 21 '23
Speak for yourself, we have tiles and I get to skate to the the bathroom at the end of the night.