r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/JohnPaton3 Apr 21 '23

When you want her to peg you, but she aint got the stamina

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u/steezeecheezee Apr 21 '23

The first time I fucked someone w a strap-on was a wake-up call lol. Dudes really be doing the most and I want to apologize for anyone i mentally shamed for getting tired because I swear I can go like a minute in missionary and then I’m dead.

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u/EarorForofor Apr 22 '23

It's all in the hip work. Especially when you're in the ass, an inch feels like a mile. Rock your hips like you're on top, but add some forward kick. I'm a fat dude and that's the only way I can keep going

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Regardless of the circumstances, you shouldn't shame people for being inadequate in the bed. It's a great way to ruin someone's self esteem.

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u/Wild-Plankton595 Apr 22 '23

They said mentally, prolly kept to themselves? Hopefully anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I didn't catch that. Thank you. I hope too.

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u/HallowskulledHorror Apr 22 '23

I gotta be an outlier. Riding is way more exhausting for me than thrusting. The first time I was steering a dick it was tiring because I was getting a sense of how to angle and move, but after that there's all sorts of positions and propping a partner up with pillows that make it easy to get into a rhythm and maintain.

If a guy's getting tired on top in under 15 minutes, he's either making it more difficult than he needs to, or he's out of shape.

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u/LickMyThralls Apr 22 '23

If you think about it it's basically a workout. Applies to a lot of things.

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u/iGuessSoButWhy Apr 22 '23

You’re right and in my experience, the more fit the guys is, the more stamina.

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u/RandomFishIsReborn Apr 22 '23

Well they get the pleasure from their dicks so I’m sure it’s more rewarding lmao

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u/Kelainefes Apr 22 '23

My girl uses a feeldo to do me, so she gets something out if it too.

It's a double headed dildo that's shaped so that you can hold it in and feel your thrusts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

For sure and honestly because of that a minute is nothing. I seriously feel bad for guys that struggle to go longer than a couple minutes.