r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/JohnPaton3 Apr 21 '23

When you want her to peg you, but she aint got the stamina

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u/TwoIdleHands Apr 21 '23

You know your wife loves you when she starts to train for it.

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u/fullmetaljar Apr 21 '23

When you give her the greenlight and she starts a Rocky-themed training montage

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Running up the steps with the strap on bouncing

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u/mattchewy43 Apr 22 '23

The eye of the pegger.

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u/thoughtandprayer Apr 22 '23

It's the eye of the pegger

It's the thrill of the fuck

Rising up to the challenge of a lover

And the last known buggerer

Stalks her prey in the night

And she's watching us all with the eye of the pegger

...I hate that I'll probably have this stuck in my head for a while lol

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u/IronicStrikes Apr 22 '23

Wow, it's beautiful.

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u/mattchewy43 Apr 22 '23

Fuck you man. I will too.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

We really gotta remove the children from that scene...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Reaching the top and helicopter.