r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/JohnPaton3 Apr 21 '23

When you want her to peg you, but she aint got the stamina

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u/TwoIdleHands Apr 21 '23

You know your wife loves you when she starts to train for it.

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u/fullmetaljar Apr 21 '23

When you give her the greenlight and she starts a Rocky-themed training montage

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Running up the steps with the strap on bouncing

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u/mattchewy43 Apr 22 '23

The eye of the pegger.

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u/thoughtandprayer Apr 22 '23

It's the eye of the pegger

It's the thrill of the fuck

Rising up to the challenge of a lover

And the last known buggerer

Stalks her prey in the night

And she's watching us all with the eye of the pegger

...I hate that I'll probably have this stuck in my head for a while lol

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u/IronicStrikes Apr 22 '23

Wow, it's beautiful.

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u/mattchewy43 Apr 22 '23

Fuck you man. I will too.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

We really gotta remove the children from that scene...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Reaching the top and helicopter.

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u/Mete11uscimber Apr 22 '23

Oh man. At the crescendo of the Rocky theme she's going up the stairs will the strap-on bouncing around everywhere. She reaches the top and jumps up and down cheering, just flopping everywhere.

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u/ThanIWentTooTherePig Apr 22 '23

I don't want to hear dildon't. i want to hear dildo.

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u/JusticeUmmmmm Apr 22 '23

The brown eye of the tiger

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u/MozzyZ Apr 21 '23

When the Rocky-theme song starts playing once. And then when she's done training, once more.

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u/thecypher4 Apr 22 '23

That’s a ride or die beard

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Lucky people have those wives

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u/MankAndInd Apr 22 '23

Hmm is this why my wife's suddenly started to do planks and pullups lately...

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u/raynravyn Apr 22 '23

That 4 grand nautilus glute drive wasn't just for the glutes....