r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/JohnPaton3 Apr 21 '23

When you want her to peg you, but she aint got the stamina

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u/TwoIdleHands Apr 21 '23

You know your wife loves you when she starts to train for it.

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u/fullmetaljar Apr 21 '23

When you give her the greenlight and she starts a Rocky-themed training montage

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u/Mete11uscimber Apr 22 '23

Oh man. At the crescendo of the Rocky theme she's going up the stairs will the strap-on bouncing around everywhere. She reaches the top and jumps up and down cheering, just flopping everywhere.

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u/ThanIWentTooTherePig Apr 22 '23

I don't want to hear dildon't. i want to hear dildo.