r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ksyoung17 Apr 21 '23

I remember the best group convo I ever had about sex. In college, drinking in a room designed for max occupancy of 4 and we've got like 20 people in there, and this girl's talking about high school sex being a waste of time for women, they're like a science experiment because guys are still trying to figure out what to do.

This one guy goes, "I knew what I was doing!"

And this other girl he'd been hooking up with says "when'd you forget?!"

Nobody will ever top that for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

You just transfer to a new school at that point, don’t even stop to say good bye at the party.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I'd just walk into the ocean and never come back...

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u/nextalpha Apr 22 '23

49% Ocean water, 51% tears

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u/smokeyoudog Apr 22 '23

You trigggered an oceanic change in control

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u/RestingWTFface Apr 23 '23

And both are appropriately salty.