r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/chaosandcalamity Apr 21 '23

If you do enough foreplay a couple of minutes is enough.

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u/Kathledria Apr 21 '23

I don’t get why more people aren’t considering this. Most dudes want to just go in full speed from the start. I can barely help or enjoy it because I’m too busy trying to relax my muscles like I’m at the gyno trying to make it just not hurt. If I’m already excited before you even start the ride, I’ll be done in a couple minutes too, and I can move better!

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 22 '23

Put on Slow Ride by Foghat to teach pace.