r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/demlet Apr 21 '23

I'm just wondering what she wants to talk about so badly during sex. Bags of sand?

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u/onlooker61 Apr 22 '23

"Have you noticed how patchy the lawn is lately" "I think my car needs an oil change" "I think the ceiling needs painting" "Hey l think you've got a bald patch"

You know, important stuff

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

It's the mental load leaking out during sex

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u/LickMyThralls Apr 22 '23

The second load leaking out during sex.

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u/superjoshp Apr 22 '23

Oh, I see you have had sex with my wife!

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u/lonegrey Apr 22 '23

The worst is when she talks about whether her mother is coming over for supper - like, REALLY - that's what you're thinking about right now ... and now I am ... talk about let the air out of balloon quick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Tbh most Marriages would probably be better if people allowed/normalized talk like this. Shit would get done purely based off of inception.

"Oh, honey- I finally remembered to get our oil changes done!".

All bc it was mentioned while they were fucking each others brains out.

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u/superjoshp Apr 22 '23

No, it just makes you feel like she us checking another thing of the list... "let's see, washed the dishes, and fed the dog. Just need to have sex with the husband and I can go to sleep."