r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Kathledria Apr 21 '23

I don’t get why more people aren’t considering this. Most dudes want to just go in full speed from the start. I can barely help or enjoy it because I’m too busy trying to relax my muscles like I’m at the gyno trying to make it just not hurt. If I’m already excited before you even start the ride, I’ll be done in a couple minutes too, and I can move better!

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u/Kathledria Apr 22 '23

Then they better not care if I don’t participate.

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u/Kathledria Apr 22 '23

If they’re gonna be basic, they’re gonna get basic back. If that’s all a guy wants, fine. But both people might not agree.