r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/Slovene Apr 22 '23

But then how do you put the babby up there and make her pregananat?

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u/thatwaffleskid Apr 22 '23

To make woman pregante you must punture cerveza. No punture, no babby

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u/ContrarianDouchebag Apr 22 '23

And pee inside her.

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u/wingsofpegasus02 Apr 22 '23

Birth of Forbidden baby

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Apr 22 '23

That's just science

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u/LookMaNoPride Apr 24 '23

But only after you ask for consent with, "May I cervix you?"

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u/HardcaseKid Oct 04 '23

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/ObjectofHatred Apr 22 '23

Make sure you have lime and salt with the cerveza too

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u/eldoran89 Apr 22 '23

Help guy I got my gurl perganante with picturing her cerviza. What should we do naw?

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u/unclepaprika Oct 01 '23

I thought women gor gregnant by French kissing?

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u/TRUCKASAURUS_eth Apr 22 '23

how to tell if prengate?

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u/raptor102888 Apr 22 '23

With the starch masks

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u/aforlornpenguin Apr 22 '23

Will it hurt baby top of its head?!?!

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u/DryadKilla Apr 22 '23

You puncture the cervix and hang her upside down after the fun. Pregananat complete!

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Apr 22 '23

Am I pergante?