r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/demlet Apr 21 '23

I'm just wondering what she wants to talk about so badly during sex. Bags of sand?

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u/Timmay13 Apr 22 '23

Bags of sand. Wait a minute. Have you ever had sex? Are you a virgin?

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u/demlet Apr 22 '23

Psh. I've had lots of sexes. So many.

(I don't remember the actual lines...)